Dear America,

What the hell?!

It was funny at first. Sure, businessman Donald Trump did sound like the right man for fixing our unstable economy. But, then we heard his ideas, and most of us wised up. Some people, however, love him even more after hearing his inane values. See, what I failed to realize at first was that to be a good president you need more than just business experience: YOU NEED TO BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING. And put quite frankly, Trump is nowhere near meeting that expectation. You must be able to communicate with others, regardless of your personal thoughts about them. You must be firm in order to accomplish your goals, yet smart enough to realize you will get more bees with honey than you will with vinegar.

Take a second away from your Trump-loving to actually listen to what he says during debates. Oh wait. He doesn't say anything important. We have yet to hear a single idea worth listening to. Honestly, what would a President Trump do for the country other than prove there really isn't a problem with his small hands? I would rather be bored with policy details and actual government business than entertained by this nonsense! Trump had some potential at first, I mean if you forget the fact that he's been bankrupt multiple times. However, now it's evident The Donald would be the absolute worst person to represent this country. And sadly, that reality is way too close to becoming true. So America, thanks for the laughs, but it's crunch time. We can do way better and we deserve better. Break up with Trump.

Maybe we can stay friends?