1. Engineering: Rice Krispies.
They're in your face and demand to be paid attention to. Kinda soggy and lame sometimes, but still a solid cereal. Better when they're exposed to the sweeter things in life, like taking a break from telling people how smart you are.
2. Communication: Fruity Pebbles.
They're sweet and fun but sometimes almost too sweet. Favorite color is pink. Most likely wears something with a pineapple on it.
3. Pre-Med: Cheerios
Always talking about how sweet they'll be once they get into med school. Longs for honey but not quite yet.
4. Education: Lucky Charms
The bad teachers are the cereal itself, but the good ones are the marshmallows. They kinda make your teeth hurt with their high-pitched "teacher voice". Very fun and child-like.
5. Business: Life (plain).
Too busy to be anything more than plain. Lots of them wanting to be an adult and CEO asap. Nothing too extraordinary, but they believe the opposite.
6. Kinesiology/Nutrition: Frosted Flakes.
This is pretty obvious but yeah I''m pretty sure all kinese majors played soccer and ate Frosted Flakes as a child. Can be good on their own but get in your face if you have a lot with milk. Always encouraging exercise on the box.
7. Architecture: Frosted Mini Wheats.
Idk the cereal itself kinda looks like a brick and architects build stuff sooooooo. That's all I got.
8. Political Science: Cocoa Puffs.
They explode and go "koo koo" for politics any time it is mentioned. They bounce off the walls spazzing when they can squeeze a mini lecture in at any time. Also kind of a scientist but not really, like cocoa puffs kind of being chocolatey.
9. Psychology: Reese's Puffs.
They soak in quite a bit. The chocolate are the ones that plan on pursuing something in medicine. The peanut butter ones are those that are just kinda figuring stuff out. A phenomenon that no one would think of—candy as a cereal.
10. Biomedical Sciences: Captain Crunch.
There are so many varieties and they all want to tell you why they're the best one. Crash a ship into conversations that are centered around how hard someone's major is. They are superior to us all.
11. Agriculture: French Toast Crunch.
A cereal you don't typically remember but they're still good. They're far from campus so you kinda forget that part exists.
12. Marketing: Trix.
It's not very good but the advertising makes you want it so badly. The bunny has gone through an evolution caused by graphic design. Seems fun but kinda sucks too.
13. English: Froot Loops.
They rhyme cuz they know how poetry works. Colorful and creative.
14. All Majors: Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
Sweet, delicious, and leaves behind something wonderful once they're gone (the cinnamon and sugar in the milk). Great with or without milk. Universally important and loved.