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Boyfriend Qualifications As Told By Kronk

"Pull the lever, Kronk"

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It's been almost 16 years since "The Emperor's New Groove" was released, but it remains at the top of the list for many people's favorite Disney movies. Kronk, of course, being one of the best characters. After re-watching the movie, I found that Kronk would basically be the perfect boyfriend. Here are some characteristics girls look for in a boyfriend, as told by Kronk:

He can cook.

For years, women were portrayed as the one's who should be providing a home-cooked meal for her family. The truth is, girls are easily swooned if a guy can cook.

He speaks a foreign language.

There's just something so attractive about a guy that can speak French or Italian.

He talks about his feelings.

Girls inherintlly show their emotions more that guys do. If a guy is able to let his walls down and can talk to a girl about his feelings, he totally has an in. No girl wants some closed off guy who is too full of himself to admit that he has emotions.

He's honest during arguments.

Girls want guys who are honest in general. Put us in our place if we're wrong, but don't do it in a demeaning way. That won't get you anywhere

He has a wide variety of interests.

We like guys who don't just sit on the couch all day. We like guys who play sports and are artsy and can play an instrument, etc.

He goes all googley-eyed when he sees you.

If you look at us like we're perfect, even when we're at our worst, we'll grab on to that.

He's great with small talk.

We want a guy who will actually make good conversation with not only us, but our family as well.

He's strong.

I'm not saying you need to have a 6-pack, but it is a plus.

He's good with kids.

This is what girls live for. Seeing a guy interact well with kids makes us smile and just gives you bonus points for a possible future with us.

And most importantly, he knows how to have fun.


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