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Why Boxers Are Dope

An introspective look on the wonderful world of boxing.

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Hi there. Nana Addae again. I just wanted to dedicate this week to the importance of boxers in an open letter. I'm opening wide up, but like, in a letter. Both the dog and the profession. I just wanted to write this week about how much I love them. You know why? Do you know how much luck it takes to be born a dog that can be named Mike Tyson, because it's like, a boxer dog, and Mike Tyson is a boxer? Man, I wish I were a dog, but a boxer, and not any other dog. Why do they call them boxers anyway?

So, why do I love boxing and the dog known as the boxer? To begin, I think it's a really interesting sport that involves throwing hella hands, but with ultimate finesse. It's really an art if you think about it; in Mexico it's the second most popular sport after soccer. Even though it's (apparently) a dying sport, it definitely holds its weight in its rooted history and sportsmanship. Really unrelated, but have y'all seen "Mike Tyson Mysteries," though? Really good show, 7.7/10 would definitely recommend it.

So why are the dog boxers dope? I mean look at this lil nugget. I had to Google a photo of my dude over here but accidentally Googled "boxer god" first. I got it eventually.

I mean look at my lil dude over here. Props for being cute and cool. I like your style, dawg.

To wrap it up, though, you know the last cool thing about boxers? They have a really cool day dedicated to them called "Boxing Day" that's right after Christmas. Basically, a bunch of silly billies come together and box a whole bunch, whopping each other decent. It's kind of like a last minute Christmas present. I like to box. I want to go boxing now.

( Jokes aside, Boxing Day is the day people get their presents for Christmas and it's celebrated mainly outside of America. No one really boxes. I mean, you could. If you want to, we can always box. I'm always ready. Catch me posted up by the Jean Yawkey Center, Emmanuel College kids. I'm always down to box. I wish I knew how to box though).

I'll catch you guys next week.

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