Everyone talks about the crazy cat lady stereotypes, but there are definitely crazy dog people out there too. Here are some signs that your dog is more than just "man's best friend."
1. Your dogs are actually your children.
Or in some cases your dogs are the siblings your mom secretly likes more than you.
2. You have the ridiculous urge to pet every dog you see.
Bring a dog on a college campus and you will instantly be more popular than that kid in high school who busted out a pack of gum in the middle of class.
3. Most of your camera roll is pictures of your dog.
Who knows when you might get in a battle with someone in regards to who has the cuter dog.
4. Their life is basically better than yours.
My dogs have so many toys, nice beds, and what not. They almost always get table scraps, no matter how often someone tells you not to do it.
5. Dog hair everywhere.
Couch, bed, pillow, bathroom, food. I've been away at college for months and sometimes I find a stray hair from my German Shepherd. But you still let the dogs on the furniture because they are your children and deserve the best.
6. If you're a college student, you've definitely FaceTimed your dog.
Don't even try to deny it.
7. Leaving your dogs is painful.
Whether it is for a vacation, college, or just work, just the look they give you is painful. I promise I'll be back, please don't think I abandoned you.
8. You apologize to your dogs for coming home smelling like other dogs.
It's the ultimate form of betrayal in my eyes. You're the only one for me, I promise!
9. You talk to them like they understand.
Let me rephrase, they do understand. But you still talk to them in weird voices.
10. One of the best parts about coming home from vacation/school/work is seeing them.
11. Some people may think you’re a crazy dog person, but hey, your dog will always love you and be excited to see you.
Honestly, that’s all you really need.
