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Why Your Bitmoji Is A Better You

Do you even Bitmoji?

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Why Your Bitmoji Is A Better You
Caroline Mahar

The newest trend, Bitmojis, are in full swing. Bitmojis are your own personal avatar created by you, for you. With a quick download of the Bitmoji app, you will have the ability to live vicariously through your Bitmoji. You will never have to leave your house again, your Bitmoji will be able to say and do everything you have ever wanted to do yourself.

This is a picture of me in Vegas at a Casino. It didn't even matter that I was under the age of 18 years old, broke and missing transportation. With the new Bitmoji app, none of those obstacles were able to stop me from playing a little poker on the weekend. Best of all the entire time my poker face was on point. Heck, I didn't even blink once!


Did you know that because of Bitmojis, it is possible to now work out in heels, a crop top and a pencil skirt? Here is a picture of me at the gym lifting wights while running on a treadmill. Although you can see that I am profusely sweating, I do not have armpit stains, my hair is still perfectly pin-straight and does not even have a trace of frizz, while my smokey eye is still on fleek. I ran six miles today, and I am feeling better than ever. Clearly I'm "workin' it."

Here I am eating salad. I sent this picture to my friends to show them that I eat good and look great while doing it. I am even giving a thumbs up while holding my fork... that was one tasty salad!


Broke college student? You bet your biscuits Bitmoji can fix that, too! Heck, just look at me throwing money around. Bitmoji made all this possible. Do you know why I have so much money? Because the Bitmoji app is free and cost me nothing, the only thing I had to buy was my $1,000 iPhone to install it on.

Although I haven't left my house in a couple years because I rely solely on my Bitmoji to live my life for me, I am proud to say that I made it in the newspaper. Not only did I make it in the newspaper but I made it on the cover of "Good News," the hottest paper around. What I love most about this is that they got a picture of me in my favorite outfit that I only wear every once in a while, on special occasions. What are the odds?!

Sometimes I forget my own strength. This is me throwing a football straight into the ground while scoring a touchdown. Luckily, my outfit did not get one spot of mud on it! I sent this picture of myself to my friends today to show them how excited I am to see them and to play ball with them this summer.
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