“So…”
“So?”
“What are you?”
“What am I?”
“Yeah like…”
“Like what?”
“Are you… gay?”
“Yeah.”
“Oh.”
“I am a happy person.”
“That’s not what I meant.”
“Then what do you mean?”
“You know what I mean.”
“Tell me. Just in case.”
“Do you like girls?”
“Yes.”
“Oh?”
“I like boys, too.”
“But…”
“But what?”
“You’re with a woman.”
“And?”
“Doesn’t that make you gay?”
“No.”
“Do you like threesomes?”
“No.”
“Are you open?”
“No.”
“Have you cheated?”
“No.”
“You’re monogamous?”
“Yes.”
“Huh.. a monogamous bisexual.”
“Bisexual?”
“Well, aren’t you?”
“No.”
“Then what are you?”
“Human.”