5 Reasons Having a Vagina Sucks | The Odyssey Online
Start writing a post
Identities

5 Reasons Having a Vagina Sucks

Women cry over 3 things: being sad (5%), being happy (5%), and unknown (90%).

1016
5 Reasons Having a Vagina Sucks

In This Article:

I think women are the strongest creatures alive. I admire every single woman. We are all beautiful, brave, powerful, and intelligent. However, being a woman is the worst gender that you can be. Here is why.

​5. Shaving

Sure having smooth legs is amazing when you get into bed with clean sheets after shaving and moisturizing, but I am going to be honest: I am lazy. In high school, I used to wake up 30 minutes earlier just to shave my legs and armpits. Why did I do that when I was also planning on wearing jeans? Because in this "society," women are expected to shave, but I have not shaved my legs in 4 days, and I feel good.

4. Bras

Do you ever have a bra on for 8+ hours or more? You can feel your chest becoming tired of having a wire on top, especially if your bra wire broke during the middle of the day. Also, why do I have to pay $50 for the titties that I did not even ask for? I am 21 and in college. I am POOR. Since it is winter break, I have been wearing the same, thick sweatshirt so I can give my boobs a break by not wearing a bra. Highly recommend.

3. Emotions

Like I stated before, women cry over 3 things: being sad (5%), being happy (5%), and unknown (90%). I can literally make fun of my boyfriend so many times, but the second that he does it to me, I break down and think to myself, "I deserve better." I am convinced that we, as women, have no control over our emotions. It just happens. We are all crazy. It is okay.

2. Not Being Able to Be Alone

A few days ago, I was at work (alone) at a tanning salon when this homeless man came in with a 10 in knife telling me that he was going to have sex with me "whether I liked it or not." I can not even go to work without wondering if my life is safe. Are you kidding me? Let me get this bread. Leave me alone.

Side note: he is in police custody, all is safe. I am securing the bag at the moment.

1. Birth Control 

I am currently sitting at work on the verge of crying. This morning, I switched birth control. I was on the Depo shot, however, now I have an IUD. The IUD was inserted at 8AM this morning. Worst start to my morning ever. For birth control, my OBGYN told me that the insertion of the IUD is equivalent to child bearing cramps. So you're telling me that in order to not get pregnant, I still have to go through contractions?

Being a woman has its pros, but the pros mean nothing when you watch men not experiencing the type of pain women go through on a daily basis, and that is the tea.

From Your Site Articles
Related Articles Around the Web
Report this Content
This article has not been reviewed by Odyssey HQ and solely reflects the ideas and opinions of the creator.
Entertainment

27 Things 'The Office' Has Taught Us

"The Office" is a mockumentary based on everyday office life featuring love triangles, silly pranks and everything in between. It can get pretty crazy for just an average day at the office.

1089
the office
http://www.ssninsider.com/

When you were little, your parents probably told you television makes your brain rot so you wouldn't watch it for twelve straight hours. However, I feel we can learn some pretty valuable stuff from television shows. "The Office," while a comedy, has some pretty teachable moments thrown in there. You may not know how to react in a situation where a co-worker does something crazy (like put your office supplies in jello) but thanks to "The Office," now you'll have an idea how to behave ifsomething like that should happen.

Here are just a few of the things that religious Office watchers can expect to learn.

Keep Reading...Show less
Grey's Anatomy
TV Guide

Being pre-med is quite a journey. It’s not easy juggling school work, extracurricular activities, volunteering, shadowing, research, and MCAT prep all at the same time. Ever heard of “pain is temporary, but GPA is forever?” Pre-meds don’t just embody that motto; we live and breathe it. Here are 10 symptoms you’re down with the pre-med student syndrome.

Keep Reading...Show less
Entertainment

High School And College Sucked All Of The Fun Out Of Reading

Books were always about understanding for me, about learning the way someone else sees, about connection.

514
High School And College Sucked All Of The Fun Out Of Reading

I keep making this joke whenever the idea of books is brought up: "God, I wish I knew how to read." It runs parallel to another stupid phrase, as I watch my friends struggle through their calculus classes late at night in our floor lounge: "I hope this is the year that I learn to count." They're both truly idiotic expressions, but, when I consider the former, I sometimes wonder if there's some truth to it.

Keep Reading...Show less
school of business
CIS Markets

Coming from someone majoring in business at a school that thrives off of business majors, I know how rough it can be sometimes. Being a business major can be awesome, and awful, simultaneously. We work our tails off to be the best, but sometimes the stress can just tear you apart. Here are some struggles faced by business majors that will sound all too familiar.

Keep Reading...Show less
Student Life

10 Things To Know About The First Semester Of College

10 things that most incoming college freshmen have no idea about.

1758
campus
Pexels

Starting college is pretty scary and fun at the same time. You are free of your parents(in most cases) but this is the first time you have no idea what the heck is going on. Here are 10 things you may want to know going into your first semester.

Keep Reading...Show less

Subscribe to Our Newsletter

Facebook Comments