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26 Instagram Captions Straight From Your Fav Billie Eilish Song

For all your edgy needs.

Ellie

Apr 09, 2019

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Billie's new album "WHEN WE ALL FALL ASLEEP WHERE DO WE GO" is straight bops. She is extremely talented for any age so it's even more incredible for her age. Every song on this album is amazing. Here are some ideas you can use as captions on your Instagram posts, or honestly, anything that you want.

"I'm the bad guy, duh"

Bad guy, bad bitch, same thing.

"Make your mama sad type"

I'd like to think my mom would be proud of me for bringing someone as precious as Billie home.

"You said she's scared of me?"

See on Instagram

Just a little bit...

"All the good girls go to hell"

"Even God herself has enemies."

"Make your girlfriend mad type"

Billie is going to take all of our men.

"So you're a tough guy"

But not as tough as me.

"Think you're so criminal"

So pretty, even when burning things.

"I like when you get mad"

We'd all be a little mad if you pulled up wearing our man's cologne.

"I'm not your baby, if you think I'm pretty"

She is so pretty though...

"I'm only good at being bad"

Our favorite baddie.

"Can't commit to anything but a crime"

See on Instagram

She can commit to a look, too.

"Heart made of glass, my mind of stone"

See on Instagram

My personal favorite dramatic caption.

"I could lie, say I like it like that"

Another one that really screams drama.

"The world's a little blurry, or maybe it's my eyes"

See on Instagram

Wild guess, it's her eyes.

"Give me those ocean eyes"

When your man (or lady) has pretty blue eyes.

"You should see me in a crown"

QUEEN BILLIE.

"Visions I vandalize"

Great for a trippy picture.

"Fell for these ocean eyes"

Another one when your boo has blue eyes.

"Tell me which one is worse, living or dying first"

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Maybe a good poll question.

"Even God herself has enemies"

God is a women but less basic and more edgy.

"Look at you needing me"

When people you cut out try to come back...

"Why don't you run from me?"

When you have scary but pretty vibes.

"When we all fall asleep, where do we go?"

If you are in a mood to start a scientific and philosophical discussion.

"But we knew right from the start that you'd fall apart cause I'm too expensive"

Another one if you are feeling like a little badass.

"Remember not to get too close to stars"

When you are feeling a little hurt.

"Don't you know I'm no good for you?"

This fits a bunch of moods as long as you live for the drama.

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"I'm the bad guy, duh"

"Make your mama sad type"

"You said she's scared of me?"

"All the good girls go to hell"

"Make your girlfriend mad type"

"So you're a tough guy"

"Think you're so criminal"

"I like when you get mad"

"I'm not your baby, if you think I'm pretty"

"I'm only good at being bad"

"Can't commit to anything but a crime"

"Heart made of glass, my mind of stone"

"I could lie, say I like it like that"

"The world's a little blurry, or maybe it's my eyes"

"Give me those ocean eyes"

"You should see me in a crown"

"Visions I vandalize"

"Fell for these ocean eyes"

"Tell me which one is worse, living or dying first"

"Even God herself has enemies"

"Look at you needing me"

"Why don't you run from me?"

"When we all fall asleep, where do we go?"

"But we knew right from the start that you'd fall apart cause I'm too expensive"

"Remember not to get too close to stars"

"Don't you know I'm no good for you?"

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Sleepovers are not a thing. They're just not.

1. You only ask things once.

2. Seriously, you only ask once.

3. When you do muster up the courage to ask your parents for something, you creep around and wait until they’re in a good mood.

4. Before you get that final yes, you have to go through an interview.

5. If you ever got “the eye,” you knew you were screwed.

6. You were always the first to leave your group of friends when hanging out.

7. If you say you will be home at a certain time, you better be home at that time.

8. Seeing a missed call from your parents sends fear and horror through your veins.

9. If relatives are coming over to the house, your room better be clean.

10. You are careful about what jokes you share with your parents.

11. "You’re not an adult until you turn 18! You can do whatever you want then!"

12. If plans change while you’re out, you better text or call.

13. Don’t talk back. Ever.

14. When you’re called by your full name, you’re in deep trouble.

15. Don’t make them call your name twice.

16. Sleepovers are not a thing.

17. Despite all of these things, you know your parents love you.

For better or for worse

1. Pets

2. Mornings

3. Mistakes

4. Cooking for yourself

5. Hosting

6. Taking care of yourself

7. Holidays

8. Roommates

9. Keeping focused and getting stuff done

10. Cleaning

11. Social life

No, really. I'm not mad. Just hungry.

1. You’re tired of people asking you if you know what “RBF” stands for every time you zone out.

2. You’re constantly using the excuse, “I’m just tired” when people ask you if you’re mad.

3. Or “I’m just thinking.”

4. In fact, you’re rarely ever actually mad.

5. But when you are, people usually can’t tell.

6. You find other people with RBF’s and have to convince yourself that you don’t look like them.

7. You constantly remind yourself, “At least I’m not a psycho.”

Some of your best ideas come through boredom.

1. If the professor is late by one minute, I'm leaving.

2. Oh crap, that's due TODAY?!

3. Can I nap in here?

4. I wonder what they're serving at the cafeteria.

5. How much does my teacher even get paid?

6. How much will I get paid?

7. This is the longest 50 minutes of my life.

8. Maybe if I call mom, she'll give me money.

9. How much do street performers make anyway?

10. Why am I here? I could be a street performer by now.

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