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26 Instagram Captions Straight From Your Fav Billie Eilish Song

For all your edgy needs.

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Billie's new album "WHEN WE ALL FALL ASLEEP WHERE DO WE GO" is straight bops. She is extremely talented for any age so it's even more incredible for her age. Every song on this album is amazing. Here are some ideas you can use as captions on your Instagram posts, or honestly, anything that you want.

"I'm the bad guy, duh"

Bad guy, bad bitch, same thing.

"Make your mama sad type"

I'd like to think my mom would be proud of me for bringing someone as precious as Billie home.

"You said she's scared of me?"

Just a little bit...

"All the good girls go to hell"


"Even God herself has enemies."

"Make your girlfriend mad type"

Billie is going to take all of our men.

"So you're a tough guy"

But not as tough as me.

"Think you're so criminal"

So pretty, even when burning things.

"I like when you get mad"

We'd all be a little mad if you pulled up wearing our man's cologne.

"I'm not your baby, if you think I'm pretty"

She is so pretty though...

 "I'm only good at being bad"

Our favorite baddie.

 "Can't commit to anything but a crime"

She can commit to a look, too.

 "Heart made of glass, my mind of stone"

My personal favorite dramatic caption.

 "I could lie, say I like it like that"

Another one that really screams drama.

 "The world's a little blurry, or maybe it's my eyes"

Wild guess, it's her eyes.

 "Give me those ocean eyes"

When your man (or lady) has pretty blue eyes.

 "You should see me in a crown"

QUEEN BILLIE.

 "Visions I vandalize"

Great for a trippy picture.

 "Fell for these ocean eyes"

Another one when your boo has blue eyes.

 "Tell me which one is worse, living or dying first"

Maybe a good poll question.

 "Even God herself has enemies"

God is a women but less basic and more edgy.

 "Look at you needing me"

When people you cut out try to come back...

 "Why don't you run from me?"

When you have scary but pretty vibes.

 "When we all fall asleep, where do we go?"

If you are in a mood to start a scientific and philosophical discussion.

 "But we knew right from the start that you'd fall apart cause I'm too expensive"

Another one if you are feeling like a little badass.

 "Remember not to get too close to stars"

When you are feeling a little hurt.

 "Don't you know I'm no good for you?"

This fits a bunch of moods as long as you live for the drama.

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