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26 Instagram Captions Straight From Your Fav Billie Eilish Song

For all your edgy needs.

Ellie

Apr 09, 2019

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Billie's new album "WHEN WE ALL FALL ASLEEP WHERE DO WE GO" is straight bops. She is extremely talented for any age so it's even more incredible for her age. Every song on this album is amazing. Here are some ideas you can use as captions on your Instagram posts, or honestly, anything that you want.

"I'm the bad guy, duh"

Bad guy, bad bitch, same thing.

"Make your mama sad type"

I'd like to think my mom would be proud of me for bringing someone as precious as Billie home.

"You said she's scared of me?"

See on Instagram

Just a little bit...

"All the good girls go to hell"

"Even God herself has enemies."

"Make your girlfriend mad type"

Billie is going to take all of our men.

"So you're a tough guy"

But not as tough as me.

"Think you're so criminal"

So pretty, even when burning things.

"I like when you get mad"

We'd all be a little mad if you pulled up wearing our man's cologne.

"I'm not your baby, if you think I'm pretty"

She is so pretty though...

"I'm only good at being bad"

Our favorite baddie.

"Can't commit to anything but a crime"

See on Instagram

She can commit to a look, too.

"Heart made of glass, my mind of stone"

See on Instagram

My personal favorite dramatic caption.

"I could lie, say I like it like that"

Another one that really screams drama.

"The world's a little blurry, or maybe it's my eyes"

See on Instagram

Wild guess, it's her eyes.

"Give me those ocean eyes"

When your man (or lady) has pretty blue eyes.

"You should see me in a crown"

QUEEN BILLIE.

"Visions I vandalize"

Great for a trippy picture.

"Fell for these ocean eyes"

Another one when your boo has blue eyes.

"Tell me which one is worse, living or dying first"

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Maybe a good poll question.

"Even God herself has enemies"

God is a women but less basic and more edgy.

"Look at you needing me"

When people you cut out try to come back...

"Why don't you run from me?"

When you have scary but pretty vibes.

"When we all fall asleep, where do we go?"

If you are in a mood to start a scientific and philosophical discussion.

"But we knew right from the start that you'd fall apart cause I'm too expensive"

Another one if you are feeling like a little badass.

"Remember not to get too close to stars"

When you are feeling a little hurt.

"Don't you know I'm no good for you?"

This fits a bunch of moods as long as you live for the drama.

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"I'm the bad guy, duh"

"Make your mama sad type"

"You said she's scared of me?"

"All the good girls go to hell"

"Make your girlfriend mad type"

"So you're a tough guy"

"Think you're so criminal"

"I like when you get mad"

"I'm not your baby, if you think I'm pretty"

"I'm only good at being bad"

"Can't commit to anything but a crime"

"Heart made of glass, my mind of stone"

"I could lie, say I like it like that"

"The world's a little blurry, or maybe it's my eyes"

"Give me those ocean eyes"

"You should see me in a crown"

"Visions I vandalize"

"Fell for these ocean eyes"

"Tell me which one is worse, living or dying first"

"Even God herself has enemies"

"Look at you needing me"

"Why don't you run from me?"

"When we all fall asleep, where do we go?"

"But we knew right from the start that you'd fall apart cause I'm too expensive"

"Remember not to get too close to stars"

"Don't you know I'm no good for you?"

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It's not just business as usual.

Constantly having to dress business formal.

Group projects.

Applying for internships.

Being told your major is easy.

You just want to be rich already.

Explaining to people why you're a business major.

Using LinkedIn like it's Facebook.

You grow up too fast.

Trying way too hard to make a good impression on companies at career fairs.

Many of your professors have foreign accents.

You don't want to graduate, but you know that you're more than ready.

10 things that most incoming college freshmen have no idea about.

Your Schedule

The Library

Time Management

Registration

Housing

The Dining Hall

Teachers

Clubs

High School Friends

Finals

It's not all morning coffees and singing along to the radio.

You can't just go to your room to take a nap in the middle of your classes.

Having to spend all your extra cash on gas for your car.

Speaking of money, you probably don't have a meal plan so you're forced to scrounge up some change or mooch off of your friends.

It can be harder to maintain the friendships you make with people from class.

Finding a parking spot.

It can be harder to be involved on campus because between your one, two, or three jobs and school you don't have much free time.

When you try to be super involved on campus, it can kill your sleep schedule.

It's impossible to do homework at home, but staying on campus isn't an option sometimes.

There are surveys and events that you can't participate in because you're a commuter.

Group projects are the bane of your existence.

Traffic.

Your backpack rivals that of a survivalist trekking in the woods.

Driving all the way to campus to find a note on the door of your classroom saying class was cancelled.

Because have you ever had to endure grilling your foot on a George Foreman?

1. When he just wanted bacon from his George Foreman grill

2. When he had money (and Jan) issues

3. When he got upstaged at Phyllis' wedding

4. When he unintentionally saved Meredith from rabies

5. When he wore a "bisexual" suit

6. When he had to apologize to Jesus

7. When his GPS drove him into a lake

8. When he had to deal with Ryan as his boss

9. When he couldn't fulfill his most generous empty promise

10. When this happened

11. When he struggled with a X-Mas break up

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