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20 Thoughts Every 'Big Brother' Superfan Has While Watching 'Big Brother'

Because let's be honest, we have all thought about what it would be like to play the game ourselves.

Noah Brown

Aug 28, 2018

Bowling Green State University

20 Thoughts Every 'Big Brother' Superfan Has While Watching 'Big Brother'

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With another summer quickly coming to a close, and the Level 6 alliance running the "Big Brother" house this season, we have all had our opinions about how the game is played. Whether it be about the showmances, or maybe the strategy of each houseguest, they are there. Personally, I have been rooting for Tyler Crispen from day one, because he is the human embodiment of the way the game should be played, and I hope to see him pull out a win.

Meanwhile, I can not help but to count down the days until my 21st birthday, not because of my first legal drink, but in hopes of applying to play the game myself. Here are 20 thoughts that every 'Big Brother' superfan has while watching:

1. OK, they're definitely lying

2. How do they not realize they are being lied to?

3. I wonder when Double Eviction is

4. Oh my god, they are being so FOOLISH!

5. This competition doesn't even look hard, I would have won by now

6. Where is the unexpected? I'm expecting it...

7. Why do people hang out in the HOH room even when they are not HOH?

8. Is this allowed? Is this cheating?

9. Why do they say hi to their family members at EVERY evicition, do you call them that often when you aren't on live TV?

10. Wait, they're allowed to have cigarettes in the BB house? Seems like an unhealthy habit worth breaking while isolated from the rest of the world for a whole summer.

11. Of course you are going to use the veto on yourself, we all saw that coming so don't be so dramatic.... well, I guess there was that one time.

12. Wow this whole alliance gets blindsided every week, yet they are all still better than Nicole from #BB16

13. That storage room is always filled with food, when does production find time to stock it

14. Do the houseguests get to write grocery lists of what they want

15. What is the big deal about wearing a unitard and why does production think it is so funny

16. Oh look now the liar is being lied to

17. Could I actually play this game, or do I just think I could

18. Wow, Julie Chen looks stunning

19. Stop whispering

20. Wow it is really ballsy to be monitored 24/7 with cameras and microphones, but also a great time to pack nothing but BGSU merch and do some shameless promo

Tune in to CBS each week on Sundays/Wednesdays at 8 p.m. for the latest episodes, then each Thursday at 9 p.m. for the live eviction. Everyone needs to watch as we yet again see Level 6 somehow blindside the last of the FOUTTE (Five Of Us Till The End, which to me has now become Five Of Us That Tyler Evicted).

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20 Thoughts Every 'Big Brother' Superfan Has While Watching 'Big Brother'

Because let's be honest, we have all thought about what it would be like to play the game ourselves.

In This Article:

1. OK, they're definitely lying

2. How do they not realize they are being lied to?

3. I wonder when Double Eviction is

4. Oh my god, they are being so FOOLISH!

5. This competition doesn't even look hard, I would have won by now

6. Where is the unexpected? I'm expecting it...

7. Why do people hang out in the HOH room even when they are not HOH?

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9. Why do they say hi to their family members at EVERY evicition, do you call them that often when you aren't on live TV?

10. Wait, they're allowed to have cigarettes in the BB house? Seems like an unhealthy habit worth breaking while isolated from the rest of the world for a whole summer.

11. Of course you are going to use the veto on yourself, we all saw that coming so don't be so dramatic.... well, I guess there was that one time.

12. Wow this whole alliance gets blindsided every week, yet they are all still better than Nicole from #BB16

13. That storage room is always filled with food, when does production find time to stock it

14. Do the houseguests get to write grocery lists of what they want

15. What is the big deal about wearing a unitard and why does production think it is so funny

16. Oh look now the liar is being lied to

17. Could I actually play this game, or do I just think I could

18. Wow, Julie Chen looks stunning

19. Stop whispering

20. Wow it is really ballsy to be monitored 24/7 with cameras and microphones, but also a great time to pack nothing but BGSU merch and do some shameless promo

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Eat the Last Few Pigs in a Blanket

Pop Twelve White Grapes

Burn Something

Smash Things Against a Wall

Spontaneously Begin an Irish Jig

Call Your Mother

Throw a Coffee Table Out a Window

Sing "Auld Lang Syne" at the Top of Your Lungs

Do Some Squats

Swan Dive into a Nearly Freezing Body of Water

Take a Shot

Time to be merry and bright.

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"Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas" by Kelly Clarkson

"All I Want for Christmas Is You" by Mariah Carey

"Christmas (Baby Please Come Home" by Michael Buble

"Last Christmas" by Taylor Swift

"The Christmas Song" by Josh Groban

"White Christmas" by Idina Menzel

"O Holy Night" by David Archuleta

"Believe" by Josh Groban

"Les cloches du hameau" by Celine Dion

Or at least try to do.

1. I will wake up (sorta) on time for class.

2. I will look decent for class.

3. I will go to the gym more.

4. I will go to the library and study more.

5. I will meet new people.

For those long nights that turn into mornings when the struggle is real.

1. Walk in motivated and ready to rock

2. Disappointed you let it get this bad

3. Distracted: When a 10-Minute Break Becomes an Hour

4. When the Yearning for Sleep Sneaks Up

5. In the words of Lorelai Gilmore "Coffee, Coffee, Coffee"

Oh, so done.

You need sleep, but also have 13 things due in the span of 4 days.

1. When it's December 1 and you have seven things due, three exams, and haven't slept in three days.

2. So you stress.

3. And cry.

4. Then call your mom to cry some more.

5. After the pep talk, you feel determined to get everything done.

6. But, now you're tired.

7. And really hungry.

8. Suddenly, it's 2 a.m. and you have only written three sentences and your paper is due in the morning.

9. You've made it to Friday... somehow.

10. Then Sunday hits and you find yourself back at the Lib.

11. So you cry some more.

12. But, you fight through the tears to get everything done because you're determined.

13. In the end, you feel on top of the world because you made it through the last week of class alive.

14. But, now it's finals week so good luck.

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