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Big Boobs, Big Problems

Having big boobs isn't always fun and dandy

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Big Boobs, Big Problems
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"Oh my gosh your boobs are so big, I wish I had them!" "Lets trade boobs, I am so jealous." Ladies with a large rack; I know you have heard your friends say that to you before. It is a nice confidence booster for some people. Many think having large boobs is a nice problem to have. I think I can speak on behalf of a lot of people in the big titty committee that there is a lot of positives to having them but also a saggy side to having them too.

Bathing suit shopping is such a difficult task for us. I can't tell you how many freaking times I will find the cutest bathing suit at VS and then I try it on and my dreams are crushed instantly. First of all even if the bathing suit is your size those VS bathing suits make you look like a porn star (which I don't like). Also, at least for me, my side boob spills out of EVERY SINGLE ONE. When the side boob is peek-a booing out of the side of anything, it makes the bathing suit, shirt, or bra look way too small. A big thing for me too is if we are all at the pool and want to play volleyball or some fun activity outside and we are all in our suits, I always have to put a shirt on so I don't have a nip slip. I worked at a gym as a camp counselor and I had to wear a one piece and even those suits don't fit correctly on my chest... HOW?!

When you have large melons, you automatically look more sexual in literally every single thing you wear. I could be wearing a simple T shirt or a loose tank and somehow I can end up looking like a hooker, boobs just have that weird power. Even if its a super high shirt that goes up all the way to your neck, those big boobies just stick out so much still. If the shirt or dress is somewhat tight those boobs are being flaunted 100%. That can be a good or bad thing depending on what type of looking your going for with the outfit.

I remember going shopping for prom or homecoming dresses and I would fall in love with one but then realize the back goes lower than where a bra would strap around and the tears would start flowing. Okay the crying was a little dramatic, that's a joke I didn't actually cry, but for me personally I need a bra with everything I wear. So backless shirts and dresses are a no go for me.

In the end, I am not trying to say having big boobs is always a bad thing. Do I wish I had little boobs that could fit into every thing sometimes? Yes of course. But overall I am very confident with my body and myself; Even though sometimes trying on clothes takes a little longer than I wish.

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