It’s that time of year again, March Madness is fast approaching. The Big Ten tournament has just finished up, along with others. Congratulations to all of the schools who make it, but some of you need to start your mourning. Reminisce here to boost (or slightly diminish) your confidence before you make your brackets. Or just focus on football, because some of us just need to stick to our strengths.
Also, I’m still not over the latest season of Stranger Things and so I obviously couldn’t help myself.
1. Northwestern: Eleven
Professor X'ed her way in, just like everyone else.
2. University of Michigan: Lucas
Michigan is the super-cautious friend who overthinks too much, but he means well.
3. University of Wisconsin: Steve
He knows how to party and thinks he's a bit hotter than he actually is.
4. University of Illinois: Max
Two words: flaming gingers.
5. Purdue University: Hopper
He's a little misunderstood, but a real gem once you get to know him.
6. Penn State: Mike
We love him, but no one roots for the main character.
7. Ohio State: The Demogorgon
Both are life-sucking monsters that everyone just wants to go away.
8. University of Minnesota: Dustin
He’s too nice for this world, and still has a heart of gold even after he gets rejected.
9. Michigan State: Nancy
They shouldn't know how to party but do it anyways.
10. University of Maryland: Joyce
She's crying because she just can't win.
11. Indiana University: Barb
Everyone loves her but she’s kind of irrelevant, not to mention their Greek life just died.
12. University of Iowa: Will
Everyone feels bad for him but where is his screen time?
13. Rutgers University: Billy
Who knew that being a bully could get you through college.
14. University of Nebraska: Jonathan
He would probably be happiest alone in a cornfield.
