Tank tops and shorts are gone away, hoodie weather is here to stay! It's Autumn, a.k.a the most wonderful time of the year. Nintey and 100 degree days are now a thing of the past and I couldn't be happier! Fall is a gift from the gods, a special seasons that doesn't last nearly as long as it should. One day you're enjoying the cool weather in your favorite hoodie and boots -- you blink -- and next thing you know it's snowing! For that, here's a comprehensive but not all intensive list of why Fall is definitely better than sex.

1. Hate me if you want..

Pumpkin Spice EVERYTHING.

2. Can you paint with all the colors of the wind?

Ugh, the fall foliage is to dye for! (Yeah, I know I'm PUNNY) (Okay, I'm done)

3. What's better than a big 'ole fruit you can carve?

Yes, pumpkins are considered fruit.

4. Mother nature is now an antiperspirant..

Okay, maybe it doesn't smell like spring flowers or Teen Spirit, but at least now you aren't sweating your butt off!

5. Am I wearing a bra? Who knows?

Hoodies.. Literally the best clothing ever invented.

6. Crunch, crunch..

Yes! Feel those crispy leaves under your boots, or your body.. that's good too!

7. It's gettin' hot in here.. so..

Roast some marshmallows.. WHAT WERE YOU THINKING? Perv.

8. But seriously..

Bonfires are the best way to end a week.. go it alone or invite some friends!

9. Coffee, coffee everywhere.

Since it's not hot, but it's also not cold.. You can literally have any type of coffee you want now.. Frozen, Iced, Hot.. OH the possibilities!

10. Cuddle-weather...

Fall is literally the best time to cuddle up with your significant other... or your pets (I'm not judging!)

11. Say no more..

HALLOWEEN. From fun costumes to candy, spooky decor and classic movies, NOTHING is better than Halloween.

12. Unless..

Except maybe Thanksgiving.. Mmm

Whatever your reasons are, just make sure you're enjoying this fantastic season!