We all know him. We all hate him. He's currently the most ridiculous man on the planet. But it looks like he is going to win the Republican nominations, and, therefore, one step closer to *gets choked up* running our country. However, there is always hope! To keep the hope alive I've compounded a list of people who I think are perfect for the job, and could always come out of left field and defeat Trump.
1. Taylor Swift
Just hear me out. She basically controls the youth vote. She could even use her music to convince parents who have to listen to her music over and over again to vote for her. The possibilities are endless with her army of youth. Take some notes Hillary.
2. Ellen
I really do not think this needs an actual explanation. I mean, she's Ellen. She basically controls people all over the world. But she is also one of the best human beings on this planet. She constantly gives more than she has to and tries to make the world a better place. She just won an award for basically being a wonderful person. She is the exact opposite of Trump and everything this country needs.
3. Joey Tribbiani
How you doin', America? If he can handle the job of being Dr. Drake Ramoray of Days of Our Lives, he can handle being president.
4. Snoop Dogg
I mean come on, we would always have awesome music playing during press conferences and he would be the chillest president EVER. And I want to go ahead and volunteer to announce Snoop as the next, "Prizzle of the Unizzle Stizzle."
5. Jessica Lange
She is already our queen. Why not just make it official?
6. Tina and Amy
There is literally no excuse why this hasn't happened already!! They. Are. Perfect. They stand up for women every where in this misogynistic society, and they never fail to make us laugh while doing it. Thank God there is a write-in option, because I'll probably just go ahead and vote for them anyway.
7. Pizza Rat
If he can handle that entire piece of pizza, I have no doubt that he can handle the pressures of presidency. #PizzaRat16.
8. John Cena
He has taken the world by storm. Wrestler turned actor John Cena can handle anything you throw his way, mainly because the only thing bigger than him is an 18 wheeler. I mean look at him. He can protect America from Isis with just his bare hands. Hollywood loves him, Amy Schumer loves him, and the rest of America will love him more than they already do when they play his theme song at his inauguration.
9. Frank Underwood
So what if he might be a murderer? Don't you dare tell me that Trump has not murdered anyone, because you know he has! Frank Underwood has proven that he has what it takes to run this country, and will do anything to make sure he is successful. Watch out, Donny. Underwood's probably already after you.
10. Tracy Jordan
In the immortal words of Tracy Jordan, "live every week like it's shark week". Tracy has been trained to handle the pressures of stardom from his work on TGS and his numerous movies. He also has Liz Lemon by his side ready to write his speeches and win over America's hearts. He also has plenty of money to fund his own campaign, and is entourage is more than enough security for him. His secret service will just be Grizz and Dotcom. He's ready and on his worst day he is still better than Trump.
11. The Queen of England
At least people like her. I'd rather go back under the monarchy than have Trump rule us for four years. (you know Trump will turn into a dictator, don't be naïve).
With any luck, maybe one of these will come out of nowhere (maybe they'll get the idea from this article?), defeat Trump, and keep America alive a little while longer.
