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30 of the best vine quotes

"Miss. Keeshaa!, MISS. KEEESHAA! Oh my f#*%!ng gosh, she f#*%!ng dead!"

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30 of the best vine quotes

In 2017 we, the social media fanatics of this generation, had to say goodbye to one of the most entertaining apps in the Apple App Store.

In case you are just joining us, this app was "Vine."The app was full of millions of six-second videos made to make viewers laugh because of the ridiculous puns, activities, songs, and some of the biggest fails on the Internet. As one of these "social media crazed teenagers," I know we all have seen the Twitter threads hopping on the "Best Vines" bandwagon...

1. "Ahh! Staaahhp! I coulda dropped mah croissant!"
2. "Road work ahead? Uh Yea? I sure hope it does"
3. "...Hi Welcome to Chili's"
4. "Welcome to Bible Study. We are all children of Jesus... Kumbaya my loooord"
5. "HoW Do YoU KnoW WhAt's GoOd FoR Me?" "THAT'S MY OPINIONNNNNN!!!!"
6. "Hi my names Trey, I have a basketball game tomorrow. Well I'm a point guard, I got shoe game..."
7. "It's an avocado... thanks..."
8. "Hurricane Katrina? More like Hurricane Tortilla."
9. "Hey Tara, you want some?" "This B*!ch empty. YEET!"
10. "Yo how much money do you have?" "Uh, 69 cents..." "You know what that means?" "I don't have enough money for chicken nuggets."
11. "Get to Del Taco. They got a new thing called Freesha--Free--Freshavaca do"
12. "Mothertrucker dude that hurt like a buttcheek on a stick"
13. "Jared can you read 23 for the class?" "No I cannot... What up I'm Jared, I'm 19 and I never f*&#%in learned how to read."
14. "Not to be racist or anything but Asian people SUUUUUGHH"
15. "Hey, I'm lesbian" "I thought you were American?"
16. "How'd you get these bumps? ya got EGGZMA? "I got what?" "You got EGGZMA?"
17. "WHAAAAAAT ARE THOOOOOSE?" "THEY are my crocs?!"
18. "HAPPY BIRTHDAY RAVEN!!!" "I can't sweem!"
19. *Birds Chirping* "Tweekle Tweekle"
20. "Girl... you thicker than a bowl of oatmeal"
21."SLEEP? I don't know about sleep...it's summer time" "You ain't go to bed?" "Oh! She caught me!"
22. "All I wanna tell you is school's not important... Be whatever you wanna be. like...If you wanna be a dog...RUFF. Ya know?"
23."Later mom. What's up me and my boys are going to see Uncle Kracker... GIVE ME MY HAT BACK JORDAN!!! DO YOU WANNA SEE UNCLE KRACKER OR NO?"
24. "CHRIS! Is that weed?" "No this a crayon-" "I'm calling the police" *puts 911 into the microwave* "911 What's your emergency?"
25." WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY?"
26. *Blows vape on table* *cameraman blows it away* "ADAM!!!"
27. "Oh hi, thanks for checking in I'm still a piece of garbaaagge"
28."What it is? What's up? Got yo man in the club, GOT D@*m!
29. "You know what? I love myself, even though I look like a BURNT chicken nugget, I love myself."
30. "ITS WEDNESDAY MY DUDES!!!! AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"
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