Top 20 Twitter Celebrity Accounts That You Need To Follow
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Top 20 Twitter Celebrity Accounts That You Need To Follow

Who knew celebrities could be so funny?

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Top 20 Twitter Celebrity Accounts That You Need To Follow

Twitter is one of the most popular social media networks in the world. Many follow celebrities because of their hilarious posts. Ryan Reynolds is not only one of the most attractive men in Hollywood, but he is hysterical. Read below for 20 of the funniest celebrity Twitter accounts:

1. Ryan Reynolds (3.19M Followers)


"Just want to wish Billy Ray Cyrus the most special, magical birthday ever. I love you with all my heart. Also, Happy Birthday to my wife"

"No matter which kids book I read to my screaming baby on an airplane, the moral of the story is always something about a vasectomy"

2. Kanye West (25.2M Followers)

"You may be talented, but you're not kanye west"

"sometimes I push the door close button on people running towards the elevator. I just need my own elevator sometimes; my 7 floor sanctuary"

3. Ellen Degeneres (61.7M Followers)



"I don't know what's more awkward, answering Dora, or sitting in silence while she stares at you.."

"Last year I asked santa for the sexiest person ever for Christmas.....I woke up in a box"

4. Anna Kendrick (5.74M Followers)

"Ugh - NEVER going to a Ryan Gosling movie in a theater again. Apparently masturbating in the back now is still considered "inappropriate"

"Sometimes the only real reason I leave my house is so when someone asks about my day I don't have to say 'Netflix and avoiding responsbilties'"

5. Jimmy Fallon (42.4M Followers)

"Big news for American Idol fans. Simon Cowell is going to be re-signed for at least three more seasons. Cowell was so excited - his nipples actually tore through his shirt"

"And I'm really looking forward to spending time with the Hollywood Foreign Press before Donald Trump has them all deported"

6. Chris Pratt (3.66M Followers)

"Just spent 3 minutes reading about quantum physics on Wikipedia and I still don't get it"

"Called DirecTV, absolutely furious. Finally got my answer: 'The reason NFL Sunday ticket isn't working is because it's Saturday'"

7. Sarah Silverman (8.73M Followers)

"Spin class is AMAZING exercise if u love getting punched in the vagina 70ish times-per-minute"

"I wish I had a deity co-pilot. I don't even have an emergency contact"

8. Kristin Bell (1.97M Followers)

"It honestly doesn't matter how long something has been sitting out. I'll eat it"

"I am 99% sure my dog can read lips"

9. Dax Shepard (784K Followers)


"I'm on the fence about the word 'tamp' (as in tamp it down). Can't decide if it makes me horny or nauseous"

"That's that. I have to start sprinting. There's absolutely no reason I shouldn't look like Usain Bolt"

10. Kat Dennings (929K Followers)

"PMS = tearing up at a montage at the end of "Ice Loves Coco'"

"I have a fever and I just need to lie down in a bathtub filled with ice cold mashed potatoes is that too much to ask also I'm 30"

11. Chelsea Handler (5.94M Followers)

"I want everyone to know that I am currently at a wendy's drive thru ordering chicken nuggets. I wish I knew how to quit you, wendy"

"Trump's doctor has been accused of over medicating patients. Booking an appointment in the fall"

12. Rebel Wilson (2.62M Followers)

"Me all day today: you know what might go well with this stomach ache? Chocolate..."

"Just so we're all clear: I didn't get out of pajamas all day today...BUT I did walk to the fridge eight times x"

13. Olivia Wilde (1.75M Followers)

"My sister just texted me and asked if I wanted to "bang on Sunday"

"My neighbor just brought over blueberry cobbler just 'cuz, and for that brief moment I forgot to feel panicked about Trump existing"

14. Christine Teigen (2.5M Followers)

"haaaaa i just relalized i got my period dates mixed up and i'm not pms'ing i just love pizza and ranch and being a bitch"

"I just read the theory that snapchat is using filters to sell our facial recognition to the CIA but not even mad because I look soooo cute"

15. Jim Gaffigan (2.66M Followers)

"What do you think kid rock and chris rock talk about at family reunions?"

"Being on vacation with my children remains the most exhausting thing I've ever done in my life"

16. Aziz Ansari (10.8M Followers)

"Entourage Episode Idea 1: E can't get cell service, Turtle gets a bad haircut, Drama has an ingrown toe nail, and Vince eats a banana"

"What happens when Andy Dwyer leaves the Parks Dept to help train dinosaurs? I’m about to get insanely high and find out!" #JURASSICWORLD

17. Sean Lowe (660K Followers)

"Oh it's cute when the baby pees in the bathtub but when I take a leak in the shower, I'm disgusting. Makes no sense."

"Just sniffed my kid's butt to see if he pooped himself. What have I become?"

18. Wanda Skykes (227K Followers)

"James Taylor is so cool. Even when he tries to dress up, he still looks like he should be sitting by a lake"

"I'm like a very smart person." -Trump

19. James Blunt (1.24M Followers)

"I'm officially handing over my Cockney Rhyming title to @Jeremy_Hunt"

"I've think I've figured out how to make Britain GRATE again. Details to follow." #ad

20. Mindy Kaling (7.76M Followers)

"I'm not well dressed but my sweatpants were expensive"

"I try to be drunk and serene"

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