There have been a few episodes of The Bachelor with Nick Viall, and man have I had a lot of thoughts while watching it so far. These are some of my thoughts that stuck out the most.

1. Wow, Nick actually doesn't look like a total fetus now.

2. Corrine has a nanny? What the hell.

3. Wait that is pretty cool actually I wish I was rich enough for that.

4. Jamie's hair looks like the cheese pasta and Raquel makes for Corinne.

5. Shark girl is my SPIRIT ANIMAL she is the bomb.

6. These girls are way to pretty for him.

7. Did anyone just see Corinne's nipple on the bouncy house?

8. Wow Corinne really consumes these episodes as well as my thoughts.

9. Shark girls one year anniversary with her boobs, awwww.

10. Taylor you really need to not try to ground Corinne because she is going to do her and you go and do you girl!

11. What a coincidence! You see your ex girlfriend staring longly out a coffee shop window the exact moment you are there, it must be fate.

12. Can Nicks little sister not hog the screen.

13. How funny would it have been if Vanessa just blew chunks all over Nick.

14. EW why is he kissing her after she just barfed.

15. Why do some of these girls cry when they get sent home? They have known this weirdo for less than a week.

16. Some of these girls are 23, Nick is almost 36. Not judging...but?

17. Liz your back tat is way too much for my eyes.

18. Liz you are such an attention whore, see ya!!!!

19. When Nick brings the girls on a date shoveling animal feces because that is "what he did back home," but he doesn't even know how to pull an utter.

20. Shark girl is right, Nicholas Cage is scary as shit!