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The Best Thanksgiving Clapbacks Of 2018 Because Trust Me, You'll Need Them

We're all thankful for family disses.

Jolena Podolsky

Nov 14, 2018

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Since Thanksgiving is quickly approaching, here are a few of the best Thanksgiving clapbacks on Twitter.

1. I guess we both don't know

Them: Have you figured out your life plan yet? Me: Have you figured out who the father of your kid is? #thanksgivingclapback
— El Poeta Callejero (@El Poeta Callejero) 1541449263.0

2. When Grandma presses you about the phone

Grandma: you can’t live without that damn phone Me: unplug that oxygen tank and see how long you can… https://t.co/hC9UfCY9cx
— Mother Goose (@Mother Goose) 1541622237.0

3. No money, no mans

COUSIN: "Why you always working but ain't ever got no money" ME: "Why you always pregnant but ain't ever got no man… https://t.co/0Jiohv7HWm
— בל גרגורי (@בל גרגורי) 1541211124.0

4. Third time's a charm

Day 2: Uncle: Going for your 3rd plate? Me: Going for your 3rd divorce? #thanksgivingclapback https://t.co/LCezan38qU
— Spookey Grookey Gang (1 month away) (@Spookey Grookey Gang (1 month away)) 1541276282.0

5. When you're on your second plate

Grandma: why you eating so much food? Me: because I have teeth #thanksgivingclapback https://t.co/PrSMB3293U
— THE, Hattie Mae Pierce. (@THE, Hattie Mae Pierce.) 1541469371.0

6. When they start noticing your Freshman 15

Aunt : I see you gained some pounds Me : I see you still haven't gained that custody #thanksgivingclapback
— we suiciding 😔✌🏼 (@we suiciding 😔✌🏼) 1541191754.0

Hopefully, everybody has a safe trip back home and enjoys their Thanksgiving break. Have fun eating non-campus food, fighting with family members, and ditching awkward questions about college!

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1. I guess we both don't know

2. When Grandma presses you about the phone

3. No money, no mans

4. Third time's a charm

5. When you're on your second plate

6. When they start noticing your Freshman 15

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