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12 Schmidt Moments From ‘New Girl’ That Will Never Get Old

Schmidt is definitely the funniest character.

Christina Stover
Dec 19, 2018
Bowling Green State University
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12 Schmidt Moments From ‘New Girl’ That Will Never Get Old
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My current Netflix binge is "New Girl." This will be my fourth time watching the show in its entirety. It is one of my absolute favorite shows, and I thought I would re-watch it so that I could have background noise when doing homework. Well, I would ignore my assignments and put all my focus on the show, despite knowing everything that happens. It has gotten to the point where I know exactly what the characters are going to say before they actually say it.

As I've been watching this show, I have noticed a lot of great quotes from Schmidt.

1. How he hates and complains about "youths"

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2. Anything with the Douche Bag Jar was ~the best~

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3. The first moment he and Cece had together

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4. When he decided to get an apartment of his own for those couple weeks

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5. Every time he bragged about ~crushing it~ at Ass Strat

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6. When he hit an all time low and Nadia ~broke~ his penis

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7. The daily truth-bombs he hit the gang with were on-point

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8. How mad he got that his towel was damp, only to find out he had been using the wrong towel the entire time

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9. The party he threw himself to prove he can ~handle~ danger

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10. The bit about his driving moccasins and various other useless material objects he owns

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11. How badly he wanted to break Nick and Jess up because he was hurting after breaking up with ~two~ girls

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12. The brilliant idea of him and Nick investing in the bar

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