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21 Times Ryan Reynolds Blessed Us With His Hilarious Tweets

How does someone get to marry Blake Lively AND be the funniest man on Twitter?!

Nicole Grumbos

Feb 04, 2019

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Ryan Reynolds slid into the scene circa 2002 when he starred in the comedy Van Wilder: Party Liaison and since then has graced the screen in many classic comedies like The Proposal, Just Friends, and Deadpool. He seems to be hilarious both on and off the big screen since he constantly takes to Twitter to let us know that his comedic genius shows up and shows out every single day at the Reynold/Lively household.

What did we do to deserve just a powerful duo?

1. The way he makes no bones about the hilarity of being a first time father.

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2. When he exposed himself for being as big a Frozen fan as the rest of the world.

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3. Calling out boujee LA residents? Yes, please.

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4. How does he even think of this stuff?

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5. Roasting the most loved movie franchise in history and its still funny.

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6. Exposing Dads across the globe for being the weaker counterpart of every parenthood.

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7. We have ALL been here, Ryan.

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8. I wonder how his daughter will feel when she unearths these tweets years from now.

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9. Seriously, does he have a little book he writes these things down in? The comedy never stops.

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10. The ONLY person allowed to use Blake Lively for his own personal gain.

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11. Like you would ever leave Blake, I mean come on Ryan.

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12. I imagine what a Thanksgiving in the Reynolds/Lively house would be like without at least one accidental, hilarious moment.

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13. The most heartfelt birthday wishes this man is probably capable of.

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14. I don't even know how to introduce this one.

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15. He's seriously going to be the most cringey 50-year-old Dad, isn't he?

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16. The hatred for minivans stems even into the upper class.

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17. I would love to hear an actual conversation between Ryan and his daughters.

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18. And it did you a lot of favors.

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19. The single greatest documented moment in history.

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20. Josh Brolin is a lucky man.

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21. So he is capable of being tender and kind, then?

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Let's hope he doesn't get tired of social media any time soon because he makes it a lot easier to convince myself that I still need a Twitter.

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21 Times Ryan Reynolds Blessed Us With His Hilarious Tweets

How does someone get to marry Blake Lively AND be the funniest man on Twitter?!

In This Article:

1. The way he makes no bones about the hilarity of being a first time father.

2. When he exposed himself for being as big a Frozen fan as the rest of the world.

3. Calling out boujee LA residents? Yes, please.

4. How does he even think of this stuff?

5. Roasting the most loved movie franchise in history and its still funny.

6. Exposing Dads across the globe for being the weaker counterpart of every parenthood.

7. We have ALL been here, Ryan.

8. I wonder how his daughter will feel when she unearths these tweets years from now.

9. Seriously, does he have a little book he writes these things down in? The comedy never stops.

10. The ONLY person allowed to use Blake Lively for his own personal gain.

11. Like you would ever leave Blake, I mean come on Ryan.

12. I imagine what a Thanksgiving in the Reynolds/Lively house would be like without at least one accidental, hilarious moment.

13. The most heartfelt birthday wishes this man is probably capable of.

14. I don't even know how to introduce this one.

15. He's seriously going to be the most cringey 50-year-old Dad, isn't he?

16. The hatred for minivans stems even into the upper class.

17. I would love to hear an actual conversation between Ryan and his daughters.

18. And it did you a lot of favors.

19. The single greatest documented moment in history.

20. Josh Brolin is a lucky man.

21. So he is capable of being tender and kind, then?

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And your other friends are constantly telling you you were destined to be with each other.

You'd get all the girls if you were a boy because you walk them through how to get girls almost daily...

That being said, you have an opinion on EVERY girl they show you, and you aren't afraid to share it...

But they have opinions too, and that's why they'll be the first to tell you when a guy isn't treating you right... and then they'll do exactly the same thing to some girl a few days later...

And if they do happen to have a girl in their lives, she most likely hates you, because you know him better than she ever will...

But even after all that, you wouldn't trade them for the world.

No, I actually don't pay for my friends.

1. "You pay for your friends."

2. "All you do is party."

3. "You guys all look the same."

4. "You don't actually care about your Philanthropy."

5. "Bigs and littles are stupid/annoying."

6. "I would never want to be a part of that."

7. "You're wasting your money."

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4. When they listen intently to your coupon problems.

5. When they ask you about opening a credit card or rewards card.

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