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The Best Quotes From 'The Bachelor' (So Far)

The only reason Mondays don't suck, am I right ladies?

Kimberly Theisen

Feb 15, 2016

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The Best Quotes From 'The Bachelor' (So Far)

The Bachelor is my guilty pleasure and it’s what I look forward to every Monday. Season 20 of the Bachelor is well under way and it has been filled with hilarious and serious quotes. Ben, Olivia, and Lace have all had some great lines over the season, so I give you the best quotes from the Bachelor (so far)

1. "Lace is one I'm keeping my eye on - 50 shades of crazy!" -Caila (E1)

You're right, Caila and you earned my favorite quote from night one.

2. "What comes first- the chicken or the Ben?" -Tiara (E1)

Apparently, the chicken.

3. "Ben and Jen is kinda too cute to forget" -Jennifer (E1)

I disagree, Jennifer. I never really knew who you were.

4. "I'd love to land Ben's heart" -Lauren B. (E1)

Me too Lauren B. I'd love for you to land Ben's heart.

5. "Is it awkward if I ask you for a better kiss?" -Lace (E1)

Yes it is, Lace.

6. "I have a feeling the drama is just getting started" -Ben (E1)

Oh you have no idea, Ben.

7. "I don't know what I got myself into" -Ben (E1)

Ben, I don't know either.

8. "I am not a crazy girl at all" -Lace (E2)

Lace, are you sure? But even if you aren't, you earned my favorite quote from night two.

9. "I'm obviously the front runner" -Olivia (E2)

Oh yes the start of Olivia becoming crazy.

10. "I'm a little worried. I can't possibly smell like cabbage" -Shushanna (E2)

Shushanna, I'm sure you don't smell like cabbage.

11. "Tonight feels like how I'd want the first date to be with my wife" -Ben (E3)

YES LAUREN B.

12. "Blood will be shed" -Leah (E3)

Leah, you're just playing soccer.

13. "I'm gonna start adopting cats now" -Jami (E3)

Jami, you earned my favorite quote from night three because it's so relatable.

14. "I've been in love, but I've never been this scared to be in love" -Lauren B. (E4)

Lauren B., don't be scared. You and Ben are too cute.

15. "I'm zen with Ben" -Olivia (E4)

Olivia, you earned my favorite quote of night four with this one.

16. "I don't get embarrassed by anything" -Olivia (E4)

I admire you for that, Olivia.

17. "I really kind of need Haley to go home" -Emily (E4)

The struggle of coming on the show with your twin sister.

18. "I'm no longer the Bachelor, I'm the Spachelor" -Ben (E5)

My favorite quote from night five because I laughed way too hard at it.

19. "I'm not going to rub it in your face, but I'm back" -Olivia (E5)

But aren't you still rubbing it in my face?

20. "Adios, Olivia" -Emily (E5)

This is so creepy, but funny at the same time.

21. "I want to talk smart things" -Olivia (E6)

Me and the rest of America want you to too.

22. "I feel like I'm the group date groupie" -Leah (E6)

Well being the group date groupie would have been better than going home, but you got jealous.

23. "Deep, intellectual things are my jam" -Olivia (E6)

My favorite quote from night six and I don't think it needs an explanation.

24. "Come at me, Bro" -Olivia (E6)

The way Olivia said this was too fun not to include.

Well, Olivia and Lace might be gone, but I'm still looking forward to the rest of the season filled with drama and hopefully, even more memorable quotes.

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The only reason Mondays don't suck, am I right ladies?

1. "Lace is one I'm keeping my eye on - 50 shades of crazy!" -Caila (E1)

2. "What comes first- the chicken or the Ben?" -Tiara (E1)

3. "Ben and Jen is kinda too cute to forget" -Jennifer (E1)

4. "I'd love to land Ben's heart" -Lauren B. (E1)

5. "Is it awkward if I ask you for a better kiss?" -Lace (E1)

6. "I have a feeling the drama is just getting started" -Ben (E1)

7. "I don't know what I got myself into" -Ben (E1)

8. "I am not a crazy girl at all" -Lace (E2)

9. "I'm obviously the front runner" -Olivia (E2)

10. "I'm a little worried. I can't possibly smell like cabbage" -Shushanna (E2)

11. "Tonight feels like how I'd want the first date to be with my wife" -Ben (E3)

12. "Blood will be shed" -Leah (E3)

13. "I'm gonna start adopting cats now" -Jami (E3)

14. "I've been in love, but I've never been this scared to be in love" -Lauren B. (E4)

15. "I'm zen with Ben" -Olivia (E4)

16. "I don't get embarrassed by anything" -Olivia (E4)

17. "I really kind of need Haley to go home" -Emily (E4)

18. "I'm no longer the Bachelor, I'm the Spachelor" -Ben (E5)

19. "I'm not going to rub it in your face, but I'm back" -Olivia (E5)

20. "Adios, Olivia" -Emily (E5)

21. "I want to talk smart things" -Olivia (E6)

22. "I feel like I'm the group date groupie" -Leah (E6)

23. "Deep, intellectual things are my jam" -Olivia (E6)

24. "Come at me, Bro" -Olivia (E6)

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3. People refusing to be put on hold when a customer is standing right in front of you. Oh, how I wish I could just hang up on you!

4. Having the same conversations over and over again! To be honest I really don't even want to talk to you right now, or have this fake ass smile on my face!

5. Always having to have a smile on your face. I promise I'm not as happy as I may look!

6. Customers not understanding that sometimes, mistakes happen. I am a human being, we all mess up sometimes!

7. Having the boss from hell, it's their way or the highway! Even though I did my job correctly and efficiently, if I don't do it the exact way you do, I'm a piece of shit.

8. Having coworker who don't help out, who bend the rules just enough to screw you over.

9. Having to be at work after closing because a customer is taking forever and half! Not like I'd like to go home or anything!

10. Having shitty hours and more shifts than you asked for. Just because we don't have enough workers, doesn't mean I want to pick up every shift that you cant cover, oh great boss of mine!

11. Not having time for a social life. It gets old saying, "I can't I have work..." Every day of the week!

12. Having that lazy costumer who can't do anything for themselves... no please I'll get that, it's no problem at all!

It's just my face, I swear.

1. When you meet new people, they automatically assume you hate them or are rude.

2. People are constantly asking you if you're OK.

3. After being friends with someone for a while, they confess to you, "I thought you were so mean when I first met you," or, "I thought you hated me."

4. You get told to smile more, but they don't understand how scary that would be.

5. You're always labeled as seeming "judgy."

6. Passing a friend with your RBF in full force and not realizing you just shot them a death glare.

7. Being sarcastic, but everyone thinks you're outright rude.

8. Not knowing how mean you really look until you see a picture of yourself in resting face.

9. Your apologies never sound sincere because of your emotionless face.

10. Your "mad face" scares you.

11. And, lastly, people are constantly asking you if you are happy or having a good time because you look bored to death.

Please hold your blonde joke.

1. "Is Elle Woods your spirit animal?"

2. "Is that your natural hair color?"

3. "Oh wow, you get good grades at school?"

4. "You must really like the color pink!"

5. "You’re probably not into sports, right?"

6. "You must have such a bubbly personality."

7. "Your wardrobe must consist of all things preppy."

8. "What sorority are you in?"

9. "You were probably a cheerleader in high school."

10. "You look like you’re from L.A. because your hair is so light."

11. "You definitely like Pumpkin Spiced Lattes from Starbucks!"

12. "Do you actually think blondes have more fun?"

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