Dunder Mifflin Paper Company was home to some of the best characters in television history, and even though the series has ended, we can still binge-watch our favorite episodes (thank you Netflix Gods). Known for their witty and dry humor, the writers of "The Office" have provided fans with quotable one-liners appropriate for all situations.

"Occasionally, I'll hit somebody with my car. So sue me!" - Michael Scott

"If I can't scuba, then what's this all been about?" - Creed Bratton

"'You miss 100 percent of the shots you don't take' - Wayne Gretzky." - Michael Scott

"Abraham Lincoln once said that, 'If you're a racist I will attack you with the North.'" - Michael Scott

"You all took a life here today. The life of the party." - Michael Scott

"Suddenly, she's not yo ho no mo'." - Michael Scott

"I just want to lie on the beach and eat hot dogs." - Kevin Malone

"The Taliban is the worst… great heroin though." - Creed Bratton

"Do you think that doing alcohol is cool?!" - Michael Scott

"Where are the turtles?!" - Michael Scott

"If I don't have some cake soon, I might die." - Stanley Hudson

"Well, happy birthday, Jesus. Sorry your party's so lame." - Michael Scott

"Who is Justice Beaver?" - Dwight Schrute

"I want people to be afraid of how much they love me." - Michael Scott

"There's too many people on this earth, we need a new plague." - Dwight Schrute

"Dwight, you ignorant slut!" - Michael Scott

"If I had a gun with two bullets and I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden, and Toby, I would shoot Toby twice." - Michael Scott

"The worst thing about prison was… the dementors!" - Michael Scott

"I'm not superstitious, but I'm a little stitious." - Michael Scott

"I don't care what they say about me... I just want to eat." - Pam Beesley

"I am Beyoncé always." - Michael Scott

"I want to be wined, dined, and sixty-nined." - Kevin Malone

"Why are you the way that you are?" - Michael Scott

"I tried to talk to Toby and be his friend, but that is like trying to be friends with an evil snail." - Michael Scott

"And you know what's going to be on your tombstone? Loser!" - Michael Scott

"Well just tell him to call me ASAP as possible." - Michael Scott

"I hate looking at your face, I wanna smash it." - Michael Scott

"Just pretend we're talking until the cops leave." - Creed Bratton

"I declare bankruptcy!" - Michael Scott

"I am better than you have ever been or ever will be." - Dwight Schrute

"Sometimes when I start a sentence, I don't even know where it's going, I just hope I find it along the way." - Michael Scott

"Sorry I annoyed you with my friendship." - Andy Bernard

"You don't know me; you've just seen my penis." - Michael Scott

"Apart from hitting her with my car, I have been so kind to that woman." - Michael Scott

And of course the always classic…

"That's what she said." - Michael Scott