Tired of getting drool all over your desk during Chemistry? Tired of passing out on the 20 bus and ending up at Oaks mall? Tired of waking up with sharpie drawings all over your face after a nap on your friend's couch?

If you answered yes to these questions, then you're in the right place. The new Mountain Dew Kick Start energy drink will help you power through these situations with ease. But in the meantime, we will take you through the best napping spots on UF Campus so you never have to find yourself in these extremely awkward situations ever again.  

4.  Plaza of The Americas

The most spiritual part of campus is perfect for relaxation of the mind and body. The sun bears down spectacularly through an array of perfectly arranged trees with hammocks hanging from them; the mood is unmatched. The beautiful background music played by the Krishna people sounds like a mixture of an 8-year-old banging on plates, Beethoven on the piano, Hendrix on the guitar, and DJ Snake's Ultra Set. This surprisingly soothing noise is perfect for nap time.

3. A Turlington Table

With more foot traffic per day than Disney World, Turlington Plaza "pops off." Between the Clusterfunk reps, Planned Parenthood booths, and random flyer distributers, this sanctuary of noise actually presents a terrific napping spot on campus. Just plop down on an unoccupied table, attempt to avoid nerf bullets, and enjoy a frat nap.

2. Ben Hill Griffin Stadium

Also known as "The Swamp", "The Greatest Place on Earth", "Tebow's Temple," "Harvin's House," "Haden's Home," "Grossman's Garden" and "The Greatest Place to Nap on Earth," Ben Hill Griffin Stadium is an excellent spot for nap time. Unlike the unintentional, alcohol-induced naps that occur on game days, these naps are very intentional and very pleasurable.

1. Midtown

Long hours at Lib West, just a two minute walk from Midtown, can induce many daydreams about maxing out your debit card at Cantina. When the time is right and your lectures have been heard, take a quick trip to Midtown, down a few dozen pitchers or so, and nap the day away.

Midtown is special. Not only can you nap there in the day, but you can also nap there at night. Consider this scenario:

Two cops walk into a bar. What happens next?

If your answer to this question is that the cops walk in and see two drunk kids taking naps on the couch and leave the bar because they were napping and not doing anything else that would be suspicious to the cops, then you are right.

There are many great places to nap on campus. The general UF student body is on the same page about this topic: You can pretty much nap anywhere and everyone understands.  

But fear no more, the new Mountain Dew Kick Start energy drink will lift your spirits to an all new level. Never nap in any place besides your bed ever again!