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33 Michael Scott One-Liners That Every Millennial Will Forever Scream ‘THAT’S WHAT WE SAID’

Why don't you explain these to us like we're five.

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Michael Scott, Regional Manager of Dunder Mifflin Scranton, spirit animal for all college students and Millennials.

Michael Scott was one of the greatest parts of "The Office." Not only did he have the best inspirational speeches, but he also had to the best one-liners. Honestly, every single one of them can be used in our everyday life. "I'm dead inside," I'm pretty sure that describes our entire generation.

So here they all are, Micheal Scott's one-liners that every Millennial will relate to.

"Nope. Don't like that."

"Why don't you explain this to me like I'm five."

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'Why are you the way that you are?"

"I'll kill you."

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"I'm Beyonce always."

"We are screwed."

"I'm not gonna cry over it."

"I declare bankruptcy!"

"You are a thief of joy."

"I understand nothing."

"I'm dead inside."

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"This is the worst."

"If I had a gun with two bullets and I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden, and Toby, I would shoot Toby twice."

"Suddenly, she's not yo ho no mo."

"Well just tell him to call me ASAP as possible."

"I hate looking at your face, I wanna smash it."

"Sometimes when I start a sentence, I don't even know where it's going, I just hope I find it along the way."

"Apart from hitting her with my car, I have been so kind to that women."

"I have egg in my crocs."

"Just poopin'. You know how I be."

"Where are the turtles!"

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"Should have burned this place down when I had the chance."

"I will literally kill you and your entire family."

"Do you think that doing alcohol is cool?"

"I hate so much about the things you choose to be."

"It's not like booze every killed anyone."

"Dwight, you ignorant slut."

"Noooooooooooooooo!!!!!"

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"I am running away from my responsibilities. And it feels good."

"There is no such thing as an appropriate joke, that's why it's a joke."

"I have to make sure that Youtube comes down to tape this."

"Mo' money mo' problems."

"Thats what she said!"

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