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A Definitive Ranking Of The Top 10 Frozen Pizzas According To A Broke College Student

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Throughout every college student's life, frozen pizza has definitely made an appearance on the kitchen table more than once. While experiencing my first year of college, I think I've tried just about every brand of frozen pizza known to man. I've come up with a master list of frozen pizzas, ranked from worst to best.

10. Lean Cuisine Four Cheese Pizza

https://www.amazon.com/Lean-Cuisine-Comfort-Traditional-Cheese/dp/B000RA6IEU

This is the holy hell of all frozen pizzas in the grocery store. Ever wonder why there are an abundance of them in the frozen isle? Here's your answer, IT'S DISGUSTING.

9. Tony's Pizza

https://www.walmart.com/ip/Tony-s-Pizzeria-Style-Crust-Cheese-Pizza-18-9-oz-Box/45209432

This was definitely the elementary school cafeteria staple among every kid in the United States. It brings back the worst kind of memories.

8. Totino's (NOT the pizza rolls, those rock)

https://www.walmart.com/ip/Totino-s-Pepperoni-Party-Pizza-Pack-40-8-oz/24705191

While Totino's did rock the world with the creation of their pizza rolls, these party pizzas failed to even come close to what most would consider a decent pizza.

7. Red Baron

https://www.redbaron.com/

Moving slightly into the better side of the pizzas, Red Baron's pizza tastes like a decent frozen pizza. Not delivery by any means, but maybe a 5/10 on a FROZEN pizza scale.

6. Trader Joe's Pizza

https://www.traderjoes.com/fearless-flyer/article/4170

Making pizza healthy isn't easy, so I give Trader Joes slight credit for making healthy pizza edible. Still, not great though.

5. California Pizza Kitchen

https://www.cpkfrozen.com/pizza/crispy-thin-crust/15/bbq-recipe-chicken

Nothing could every amount to the deliciousness that is CPK in real life, but I do applaud them for attempting to make a replica of their pizza for the people who can't afford to go out and order there.

4. DiGiornio

https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&source=images&cd=&ved=2ahUKEwjFl6rx08jgAhVNUt8KHbTXBf0Qjhx6BAgBEAM&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.target.com%2Fp%2Fdigiorno-174-rising-crust-pepperoni-frozen-pizza-27-5oz%2F-%2FA-13428574&psig=AOvVaw33neLo_DsdB0WKLu0XYHNP&ust=1550695189863542

DiGiornio is the first of the frozen pizzas that begin to start tasting like a mediocre version of delivered pizza. Good crust and sauce complete this one.

3. Screamin' Sicilian Pizza

https://www.amazon.com/Screamin-Sicilian-Cheese-Bessies-Revenge/dp/B01F6E90XM

One of my personal favorites of frozen pizzas. The sauce really tops this pizza, making it high up on the frozen pizza list.

2. Target Frozen Pizza

https://www.target.com/p/pepperoni-frozen-pizza-21-6oz-market-pantry-153/-/A-14826405

I can't get enough of this pizza. I just recently discovered it, and I've been obsessed since. Definitely one of those "eat the whole thing in one sitting", kind of pizzas.

1. Bagel Bites

https://www.amazon.com/Bagel-Bites-Bagels-Cheese-Frozen/dp/B000RYHITU

Though this isn't one of the typical frozen pizzas, these top any frozen pizza to exist on this earth. These little bites of perfection will rock your world, swear.

Hungry yet? Be sure to check out these frozen pizzas at your local grocery store to complete the broke college kids meal.

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A Definitive Ranking Of The Top 10 Frozen Pizzas According To A Broke College Student

Step aside, 'Digiorno'...

10. Lean Cuisine Four Cheese Pizza

9. Tony's Pizza

8. Totino's (NOT the pizza rolls, those rock)

7. Red Baron

6. Trader Joe's Pizza

5. California Pizza Kitchen

4. DiGiornio

3. Screamin' Sicilian Pizza

2. Target Frozen Pizza

1. Bagel Bites

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The Best Lines from the Fab Four

And in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make

The sun is up, the sky is blue, it's beautiful and so are you

Love is old, love is new, love is all, love is you

There's nowhere you can be that isn't where you're meant to be

Life is very short, and there's no time for fussing and fighting, my friend

He say, "I know you, you know me", One thing I can tell you is you got to be free

Oh please, say to me, You'll let me be your man. And please say to me, You'll let me hold your hand

It was twenty years ago today, Sgt. Pepper taught the band to play. They've been going in and out of style, but they're guaranteed to raise a smile

Living is easy with eyes closed, misunderstanding all you see

Can you hear me? When it rains and shine, it's just a state of mind

Little darling, it's been long cold lonely winter. Little darling, it feels like years since it' s been here. Here comes the sun, Here comes the sun, and I say it's alright

We danced through the night and we held each other tight, and before too long I fell in love with her. Now, I'll never dance with another when I saw her standing there

I love you, I love you, I love you, that's all I want to say

You say you want a revolution. Well you know, we all want to change the world

All the lonely people, where do they all come from. All the lonely people, where do they all belong

Oh, I get by with a little help from my friends

Hey Jude, don't make it bad. Take a sad song and make it better

Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away. Now it looks as though they're here to stay. Oh, I believe in yesterday

And when the brokenhearted people, living in the world agree, there will be an answer, let it be.

And anytime you feel the pain, Hey Jude, refrain. Don't carry the world upon your shoulders

I'll give you all I got to give if you say you'll love me too. I may not have a lot to give but what I got I'll give to you. I don't care too much for money. Money can't buy me love

All you need is love, love is all you need

Whisper words of wisdom, let it be

Blackbird singing in the dead of night, Take these broken wings and learn to fly. All your life, You were only waiting for this moment to arise

Though I know I'll never lose affection, for people and things that went before. I know I'll often stop and think about them. In my life, I love you more

Obviously the best superpower.

There have been many lessons learned.

1. The importance of traditions.

2. How to be thankful for family and friends.

3. How to give back.

4. What the word "community" really means.

5. That it isn't about the destination, but the journey.

6. The consequences of making bad choices.

7. To trust people, until you have a reason not to.

8. To be welcoming and accepting of everyone.

9. How to be my own, individual person.

10. How to work for what I want.

11. How to be great at giving directions.

12. How to be humble.

13. To be well-rounded.

14. How to be great at conflict resolution.

15. The beauty of getting outside and exploring.

16. To be prepared for anything.

17. That you don't always have to do it alone.

18. How to be creative.

19. To brush off gossip.

I have never been so thankful to know you.

Dealing with the inevitable realities of college life.

Don't freak out

Email the professor

Attend the first class

Keep attending class

Have a backup plan

Remember that everything works out at the end

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