Throughout every college student's life, frozen pizza has definitely made an appearance on the kitchen table more than once. While experiencing my first year of college, I think I've tried just about every brand of frozen pizza known to man. I've come up with a master list of frozen pizzas, ranked from worst to best.
10. Lean Cuisine Four Cheese Pizza
https://www.amazon.com/Lean-Cuisine-Comfort-Traditional-Cheese/dp/B000RA6IEU
This is the holy hell of all frozen pizzas in the grocery store. Ever wonder why there are an abundance of them in the frozen isle? Here's your answer, IT'S DISGUSTING.
9. Tony's Pizza
https://www.walmart.com/ip/Tony-s-Pizzeria-Style-Crust-Cheese-Pizza-18-9-oz-Box/45209432
This was definitely the elementary school cafeteria staple among every kid in the United States. It brings back the worst kind of memories.
8. Totino's (NOT the pizza rolls, those rock)
https://www.walmart.com/ip/Totino-s-Pepperoni-Party-Pizza-Pack-40-8-oz/24705191
While Totino's did rock the world with the creation of their pizza rolls, these party pizzas failed to even come close to what most would consider a decent pizza.
7. Red Baron
https://www.redbaron.com/
Moving slightly into the better side of the pizzas, Red Baron's pizza tastes like a decent frozen pizza. Not delivery by any means, but maybe a 5/10 on a FROZEN pizza scale.
6. Trader Joe's Pizza
https://www.traderjoes.com/fearless-flyer/article/4170
Making pizza healthy isn't easy, so I give Trader Joes slight credit for making healthy pizza edible. Still, not great though.
5. California Pizza Kitchen
https://www.cpkfrozen.com/pizza/crispy-thin-crust/15/bbq-recipe-chicken
Nothing could every amount to the deliciousness that is CPK in real life, but I do applaud them for attempting to make a replica of their pizza for the people who can't afford to go out and order there.
4. DiGiornio
https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&source=images&cd=&ved=2ahUKEwjFl6rx08jgAhVNUt8KHbTXBf0Qjhx6BAgBEAM&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.target.com%2Fp%2Fdigiorno-174-rising-crust-pepperoni-frozen-pizza-27-5oz%2F-%2FA-13428574&psig=AOvVaw33neLo_DsdB0WKLu0XYHNP&ust=1550695189863542
DiGiornio is the first of the frozen pizzas that begin to start tasting like a mediocre version of delivered pizza. Good crust and sauce complete this one.
3. Screamin' Sicilian Pizza
https://www.amazon.com/Screamin-Sicilian-Cheese-Bessies-Revenge/dp/B01F6E90XM
One of my personal favorites of frozen pizzas. The sauce really tops this pizza, making it high up on the frozen pizza list.
2. Target Frozen Pizza
https://www.target.com/p/pepperoni-frozen-pizza-21-6oz-market-pantry-153/-/A-14826405
I can't get enough of this pizza. I just recently discovered it, and I've been obsessed since. Definitely one of those "eat the whole thing in one sitting", kind of pizzas.
1. Bagel Bites
https://www.amazon.com/Bagel-Bites-Bagels-Cheese-Frozen/dp/B000RYHITU
Though this isn't one of the typical frozen pizzas, these top any frozen pizza to exist on this earth. These little bites of perfection will rock your world, swear.
Hungry yet? Be sure to check out these frozen pizzas at your local grocery store to complete the broke college kids meal.
