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19 Things My Best Friend And I Say To Each Other That Prove We Are 91-Years-Old

Our lives are the transcript of a Gramma and Ginga video...

Alexandria Nalevanko

Apr 08, 2019

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19 Things My Best Friend And I Say To Each Other That Prove We Are 91-Years-Old

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1. Can you turn down the TV? It's like 8 p.m. already!

2. Does this cardigan make me look like a grandma?

3. Where's my nightly piece of chocolate?

4. Want to go to brunch Sunday morning?

5. Do you have any good stretches for a tight hip?

6. Can you pick up a newspaper for me on your way back from the library?

7. Get back in bed our show is about to start!

8. Can I borrow your bathrobe?

9. Want to make cookies tonight?

10. Hey, save that piece of bread I'll feed it to the birds tomorrow morning.

11. We should learn how to knit on Saturday night!

12. Why do teenagers always feel the need to scream?!

13. Bananas are on sale this week! We absolutely need to go to the grocery store!

14. Does this strand of hair look gray to you?

15. How do kids these days stay awake until 2 am?!

16. Why on Earth are your jeans so skinny? Can you even breathe???

17. CAN YOU TALK LOUDER MY GOD I CAN'T HEAR A THING

18. We should make a scrapbook of all our favorite memories.

19. Best friends until we're actually old ladies, right?

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19 Things My Best Friend And I Say To Each Other That Prove We Are 91-Years-Old

Our lives are the transcript of a Gramma and Ginga video...

In This Article:

1. Can you turn down the TV? It's like 8 p.m. already!

2. Does this cardigan make me look like a grandma?

3. Where's my nightly piece of chocolate?

4. Want to go to brunch Sunday morning?

5. Do you have any good stretches for a tight hip?

6. Can you pick up a newspaper for me on your way back from the library?

7. Get back in bed our show is about to start!

8. Can I borrow your bathrobe?

9. Want to make cookies tonight?

10. Hey, save that piece of bread I'll feed it to the birds tomorrow morning.

11. We should learn how to knit on Saturday night!

12. Why do teenagers always feel the need to scream?!

13. Bananas are on sale this week! We absolutely need to go to the grocery store!

14. Does this strand of hair look gray to you?

15. How do kids these days stay awake until 2 am?!

16. Why on Earth are your jeans so skinny? Can you even breathe???

17. CAN YOU TALK LOUDER MY GOD I CAN'T HEAR A THING

18. We should make a scrapbook of all our favorite memories.

19. Best friends until we're actually old ladies, right?

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She may not be with you 24/7 but it's all good because you're soul sisters.

Her friends will become your friends.

You get to see how your best friend acts around other people.

You'll feel like a proud mom.

She'll ask your opinion.

She'll send snaps of you to them.

Your social calendar will become a little more crowded.

You get to see her genuinely happy.

The time y'all spend together will be even more special.

She'll always have a story to tell you.

You know she will always love you.

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They talk to you like you're one of the guys, but you will NEVER EVER be included in "Bro" things

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You need to caption almost every picture with a disclaimer that you aren't dating...

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And your other friends are constantly telling you you were destined to be with each other.

You'd get all the girls if you were a boy because you walk them through how to get girls almost daily...

That being said, you have an opinion on EVERY girl they show you, and you aren't afraid to share it...

But they have opinions too, and that's why they'll be the first to tell you when a guy isn't treating you right... and then they'll do exactly the same thing to some girl a few days later...

And if they do happen to have a girl in their lives, she most likely hates you, because you know him better than she ever will...

But even after all that, you wouldn't trade them for the world.

No, I actually don't pay for my friends.

1. "You pay for your friends."

2. "All you do is party."

3. "You guys all look the same."

4. "You don't actually care about your Philanthropy."

5. "Bigs and littles are stupid/annoying."

6. "I would never want to be a part of that."

7. "You're wasting your money."

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