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10 Pick-Up Lines That Are So Cheesy, They Might Actually Work

Because who doesn't love a good laugh?

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As long as there are single people, cheesy pick-up lines continue to live on. Introducing yourself to someone new is always scary — especially the fear of rejection. But thanks to pick-up lines, they're actually just silly enough to take you in the right direction. Here are 10 pick-up lines that are so cheesy, you're almost guaranteed to get a smile.

"Go ahead, feel my shirt — it's made of boyfriend material"

If this doesn't make them laugh, find someone else.

"If you were a Transformer, you'd be Optimus Fine"

Guaranteed a smile from your date!

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past you again?"

This kind of humor is the kind everyone needs in their life.

"I was wondering if you had an extra heart — because mine was just stolen"

The corniest of them all, but still as sweet as ever.

"Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?"

Nothing wrong with being up front like this. Bold, straight, and right to the point!

"I'm no mathematician, but I'm pretty good with numbers — tell you what, give me yours and watch what I can do with it"

... and just like that, I suddenly want to give you my number.

"I'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you"

So flattering — what's the first question?

"Is your name Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for"

So simple, yet super cute.

"There must be something wrong with my eyes — I can't take them off you"

The trick to achieve a wholesome and pure moment.

 "I seem to have lost my phone number — can I have yours?"

I'm sure we've all probably heard this before. A classic.

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