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The Ultimate List Of Chandler Bing's Best Sarcastic Comments

"I'm not great at the advice. Can I offer you a sarcastic comment?"

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The Ultimate List Of Chandler Bing's Best Sarcastic Comments
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This one is for all you "Friends" fans who enjoy Chandler Bing's sarcasm as much as I do. He is the funniest character on "Friends" and the show wouldn't be the same without him. Here are some of his best sarcastic comments.

Joey: "Shaving?"

Chandler: "No, rabies."

Chandler: "I'm sorry. We don't have your sheep."

Chandler: "Alright, I took the quiz and it turns out I do put career before men."

Monica: "Does anyone want [tiny bottles of liquor]?"

Chandler: "Yeah, I'll take one. Sometimes I like to hold stuff like this and pretend I'm a giant."

Chandler: "I'm glad we are having this rehearsal dinner. I rarely practice my meals before I eat."


Ross: "Rachel's at dinner with that guy Mark from Bloomingdales. She thinks he's just being nice but I know he really wants to sleep with her."

Chandler: "It's seven years ago... My time machine works!"

Chandler: "Hold on, there's something different."

Ross: "I went to that tanning place your wife suggested."

Chandler: "Was that place the sun?"

Phoebe: "Hey, I got you a present!"

Chandler: "Oh my goodness. Where did you hide it?"

Monica: "Chandler, I don't care if you can't cry. I love you."

Chandler: "Oh, that makes me so warm in my hollow tin chest."

Ross: "Guess what happened at work today?"

Chandler: "A dinosaur died a million years ago?"

Ross: "Someone at work ate my sandwich."

Chandler: "Well, what did the police say?"

Janice: "What a small world."

Chandler: "And yet I never run into Beyonce."

Let's not forget about Chandler's dancing...

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