November is easily one of the best months of the year. You can finally bundle up in all your cute winter clothes, gorge on Thanksgiving food, and spend time with your loved ones. But there's one thing that really makes November my favorite, MUSTACHE SEASON. Movember, no-shave-November, whatever you want to call it, is a glorious time. Men spend the whole month making sure their upper-lip is perfect. Now, I know this seems super weird, but I LOVE them.
One of the first questions I ask when I start talking to a new guy is if they'd grow a mustache for me (spoiler: the answer is always no). If you're like 99% of the population, you probably think mustaches look creepy, but hear me out. You can’t tell me these men do not look better with a mustache.
1. Ryan Gosling
The kind of guy who would write you 365 letters when you leave him.
The kind of guy you would write 365 letters when he leaves you.
2. Drake
"Sweatpants, hair tied, chillin' with no facial hair."
"Last name ever, first name greatest."
3. Milo Ventimiglia
He kind of looks like Ben from Parks and Rec.
4. Joe Jonas
The Joe Jonas of my middle school dreams.
5. James Franco
Is that a 60-year-old man?
WAIT, IT'S JAMES FRANCO.
6. Dev Patel
You can just tell that something is missing.
An amazing mustache AND head of hair.
7. John Mayer
The kind of guy who would date Taylor Swift.
The kind of guy Taylor Swift writes songs about after he dumps her.
8. Hulk Hogan
A creepy old man at the bar.
CHAMPION.
9. Peter Dinklage
Angry elf.
"CALL ME AN ELF ONE MORE TIME."
