When you want a world of unique ice cream to choose from, your first instinct is to turn to the plethora of flavors created by Ben & Jerry's. From sweet and savory, to dangerously indulgent, each one has a personality of its own. You might even say they are individuals with their own special quirks. A lot of celebrities have blessed us with amazing flavors, like Jimmy Fallon or Stephen Colbert, but a lot have yet to put their name with their own flavor. So, I decided to take the lead for them and match them to a flavor myself.
1. Mariah Carey - Salted Caramel Core
Mariah, the industry's classic diva, is known for dishing out some major salt and shade to her fellow celebrities. Who can forget her feud with Nicki Minaj, or her claiming that she did not know J. Lo? She's not afraid to let her salty side show through under all that coyness, which is why a sea of blonde brownie batter with salted, hard caramel core is the perfect flavor for her.
2. Jennifer Aniston - Blondie Ambition
Oh, Jennifer. Our one true friend, and lovable blonde in Hollywood. Her trademark and signature ''Rachel" locks got ten seasons of screen time on NBC, and they are still shining today. Everyone is always gushing about how great she looks for her age, and no one can deny it. A buttery, brown sugar concoction filled with blondie brownie bites sounds like the perfect sweet combination to honor our favorite blonde.
3. Mark Wahlberg - Boston Cream Pie
I don't know if many people know this, it's not like he talks about it or anything, but "The Departed" star is from the great city of Boston. How could he be matched with any flavor other than Boston Cream Pie, infused with yellow cake pieces, and classic pastry filling? If that doesn't sum this Bostonian up, I don't know what does.
4. Jennifer Lawrence - Chunky Monkey
We all know that J. Law is not shy about her love of indulgent food. She's outspoken, loudmouthed and hilarious, and that's why we love her. Chunky Monkey envelopes all of her craziness within a batter of walnuts, fudge chunks and banana ice cream.
5. Ryan Seacrest - Americone Dream
This flavor already has a celebrity on its arm, comedian Stephen Colbert. However, I couldn't help but think that it fits Ryan Seacrest perfectly. What is more American than the guy that literally hosts everything on U.S. television? Mr. Seacrest is the country's most traditional and classy host, and that's why he deserves the most patriotic of flavors.
6. Shia LaBeouf - Half Baked
Everyone knows Shia LaBeouf, whether it's from our Disney childhood, or "Transformers." And everyone knows Half Baked, one of Ben & Jerry's most popular flavors. Shia is known to be a little interesting, and has definitely changed his innocent image over the years. So, take Half Baked, which starts with pure vanilla ice cream, but then smothers it in goops of chocolate chip cookie dough and fudge -- and you get a flavor that reflects the wondrous Shia.
7. Taylor Swift - That's My Jam
From "Love Story," to "Blank Space," this songwriting seductress has written plenty of jams for our generation. She's seemingly sweet, which is why the raspberry core compliments her. But, she also loves to indulge in the many men of Hollywood, which is reflected in the chocolate ice cream and fudge chips. All centered around a sickeningly sweet and tart raspberry core, this one is for our hopeless romantic.
8. Ed Sheeran - Pumpkin Cheesecake
I could pretend to go all in-depth with this one, but who am I kidding? Ed's signature hair is a lovely shade of orange, and he's beaming with creativity. His songs are deliciously emotional, and he puts a whole new spin on the art of rapping. I'm going to pair him with this combination of pumpkin cheesecake, complete with a graham cracker swirl ("cracker" also sounds really cute in a British accent).
9. Beyoncé - Empowermint
I dare you to listen to any anthem on "Lemonade," or any 'Yoncé album and not feel the female empowerment. Whether she is telling you that you woke up flawless today, or that you should tell the boy goodbye without feeling sorry about it, she has the power to make you feel like royalty. Although this flavor was created to reflect the power of a democracy, I believe that the peppermint swirls and fudge could also be an ode to the Queen B.
10. Donald Trump - Hazed and Confused
I am confused that Donald Trump is the Republican nominee for President of the United States of America. I am confused about Trump University. And, I will be confused if he wins the election. I also think that he is kind of confused about what foundation matches his skin tone. So, here, let's give him this nutty hazelnut flavor with some fudge chips inside.
Now grab your favorite pint and get to scooping!