We all know how spring break works when you're pale. Either you stay in your room and watch Netflix all week, or you're "lucky" enough to go somewhere warm, with a nice pool or a beach... Sounds nice doesn't it? Except there's a such thing as the sun, which can be nice from a distance, but we all know how difficult it is to spend so much time with the glorious, hot ball of fire in the sky. Lucky for us, Spongebob understands exactly what goes through our pale brains.
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1. "I don't really need sunscreen. It's clearly just a formality."
Just because every time we've gone in the sun we've gotten sunburned does not mean it will happen again!
2. "Wow, it's kinda hot out here."
Make it look like you're enjoying yourself, and maybe the sun gods won't hate you...
3. "This is fine. I'm fine."
(Nope. No. I am not fine.)
4. "The sunscreen won't keep me from getting tan if I only put on a little..."
And besides...
5. "Oh god, oh god...The entire bottle is in my hand!"
There's a new thing...it's called spray sunscreen. Ever heard of it?
6. When you finally get all the sunscreen rubbed in.
7. "WAAAAATERRRRRRR"
When you just need to get into the beautiful pool to cool off.
8. "I'm ready to get out of the water now...Oh wait. I FORGOT ABOUT THE BREEZE."
...and then it hits you. And for a second, you feel as though you may just turn into an icicle, but don't worry, the scorching hot sun will change that in the next 30 seconds or so.
9. "FINALLY, I've been in the sun for seven hours, and I'm slightly less pale than I was when I woke up this morning!"
WOOOOOOOOO! Now it's time to party.
10. When you go back to school after break and someone notices that you're half a shade darker than you were before.
"Why yes...I did go somewhere warm for break. Thanks so much for noticing."
So shine on, pale people! Your time will come...after some hard work and dedication at the pool for an entire week. And always remember, the only place where the sun can't get you...
