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Being Perpetually Single As Told By Tina Belcher

Things could be worse, probably.

Maddie Mason
May 01, 2017
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Being Perpetually Single As Told By Tina Belcher
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Listen, ladies, we've all been single at one point or another in our lives. As an expert in the art of being alone, I can 100% vouch for the fact that Tina Belcher is the ultimate single gal. How many of these moments have you experienced?

1. When someone asks you how you plan on getting a man

You don't really know how to flirt and you definitely don't have the coordination to wink.

2. When your Aunt commends you for staying single in college to "focus on school"

Yeah, it's not by choice but thanks.

3. When you friends convince you to go out even though that's not your "thing"

You've forgotten how hard applying makeup can be.

4. Sometimes you pray (or ask Santa) to help you out

It worked in Lifetime's "A Boyfriend for Christmas" so why won't it work for me?

5. When you remember that boys are gross and you don't need one

6. When Chad from your accounting class says "Hey" to you and you have to keep your cool

JUST SAY "HEY" BACK, DON'T MAKE IT WEIRD.

7. When your other single friend gets a boyfriend

To quote the modern philosopher Aubrey Graham "F*ck a fake friend, where ya real friends at?"

8. *Goes to a baseball game*

God bless America and God bless baseball.

Life as a perpetually single girl is tough, but hey, things could be worse, right?

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