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11 Times Schmidt Proved You're A Typical Suburban Jew

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Schmidt, the all around poster child for your typical suburban Jewish boy. No character captures the art of "jappiness" (Jewish-American princess) quite like Schmidt does.

1. The use of Yiddish words being thrown around in a sentence.


2. Waiting for your precisely planned Bar/Bat Mitzvah day to finally arrive.


3. And when that day does arrive, your family better know whose special day it is.


4. Inviting your non-Jewish friends to Shabbat dinner.


5. Finding a way to reference a famous Jew in any possible instance.


6. Having an extensive wardrobe to match your extensive personality.


7. Acting upset when someone doesn't like the taste of Bubbe's matzo ball soup.


8. Finding a nice Jewish boy/girl that your mother and Bubbe would approve of.


9. Attempting Hebrew pick-up lines at any Jewish-related event.


10. Making the fact that you are Jewish known in every conversation.


11. Taking pride in your Jewish identity and your inner jappiness.

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