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15 Times 'New Girl' Perfectly Described Being Alone On Valentine's Day

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15 Times 'New Girl' Perfectly Described Being Alone On Valentine's Day
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Even though Valentine's Day is a made up holiday created by Hallmark to scam you out of money, being alone on the holiday's can be a rough time. Not that we are bitter or anything. While your friends are all out, loving on their significant other's, you'll be in bed hugging a bottle of merlot and binge watching the episodes of "New Girl" where Nick and Jess fall and love. Not to worry, they all had their struggles with love too. So while you sit in your bed wallowing in self-pity, think about being alone on Valentine's Day as told by the cast of "New Girl."


1. Waking up alone on Valentine's Day realizing that you will be alone all day is the icing on the cake.

2. When your mom asks you what your plans for Valentine's Day are.

3. When your friends who have a significant other tell you that they'd love to have a "Galentine's Day" with you the next day.

As if that makes up for it.

4. You start to realize that you might be the only person you have to rely on for attention so you decide to love yourself.

5. The awkward moment when you realize that the entire week before Valentine's Day you became extremely desperate in hopes of finding true love.

6. After day spending the last couple of months questioning why you can't find someone to love you, you realize that maybe it's you.

7. You think that maybe throwing a pity party would be great because it's all about your feelings today.

8. But instead of wallowing in self pity, maybe you decide to go out because...

9. When another friend who now has a significant other tries to tell you that she knows how you are feeling because last year she was single on Valentine's Day.

10. When you try going to that anti-Valentine's Day party and the first person you see becomes your new prey.

11. But then you remember that's a terrible idea because you are a hopeless romantic on a quest for love and fate and alcohol will not mitigate your pain.

12. You lay in bed snuggled between two body pillows and realize you've hit rock bottom.

13. As you scroll through Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter, you see everyone's cute couple posts about how much they love each other and what their significant other got them for Valentine's Day.

14. When you finally convince yourself that you are the prize and that it's everyone else who can't see your inner beauty.

15. But at the end of the day, it is all fine because Valentine's Day sucks and is a made up Hallmark Holiday. *bitter sobs*

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