Thanksgiving is coming up and you know what that means!

Time for all the college students to make the long voyage back home. Thanksgiving break is a magical five days filled with family, mashed potatoes, and friends (I cannot remember the last time I saw my friends not over FaceTime). Coming home, no matter what time of the year it is, is the time when family likes to bombard you with the same questions they ask every time they see you.

So here I am begging you not to ask me these five questions at Thanksgiving dinner:

1. "Whats your major?"

If I got a dollar for every time I have to answer this question I might be able to afford my tuition.

2. "Any boys you want to tell me about?"

No Grandma, please stop asking if I am bringing a plus one to dinner.

3. "How are your grades?"

As good as you want them to be.

4. "Are you enjoying your classes?"

I mean, I have only thought about dropping out just about every day.

5. "How are you doing?"

I am not miserable, but I am poor, hungry, and sleep deprived.