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11 "S"s of Bearded Dragon Ownership

Everyone should have their very own dragon.

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11 "S"s of Bearded Dragon Ownership
Hailey Nichols

How many people can say they own a pet dragon? Bearded Dragons are a popular choice for new-to-reptile pet owners, and for good reason. Their almost-affectionate mild temperaments and low maintenance requirements as a pet make these interesting creatures a great addition to a variety of households, including those with children. You learn quite a few things from these Australian lizards. Here are 11 "S"s of Bearded Dragon ownership!

1. Shedding.

One day you have a earth toned lizard, then the next you have a bright orange dragon.

2. Scaring Conventional Housepets.

This lizard may have taken on a kitten, but you haven't lived until you've seen a German Shepherd run from something approximately 1/20 its size.

3. Strange Sleeping Positions.

You cannot possibly be comfortable like that, little lizard.

4. Sassy Stare-downs.

Whats wrong with you? Never seen someone eat a blackberry before? Sheesh.

5. Swimming.

To be a desert dweller, these lizards could kill the 500 Freestyle.

6. Sun Worshiping.

Get that classic tan together!

7. Salad.

I've never ate so many greens in my life, until I owned one of these little guys.

8. Spider-Eating.

All I can really say is: Bad. Ass.

9. Sexy Legs.


Who needs a milkshake to bring the boys to the yard when you've got legs for days?

10. Sticky Kisses.

No, that freckle isn't a fly. But I appreciate your prompt intervention.

11. Spiky Snuggles.

Those are just love pokes.

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