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Forget About Myers-Briggs, Which of these 6 beans are you?

Bean-Typing, the new Myers-Briggs.

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Forget About Myers-Briggs, Which of these 6 beans are you?
Fiona Delzell

Beans, beans, the magical fruit, the more you eat, the more you... Well, you know the rest! Most definitely, beans are one of the most important staples of our lives: full of protein, present at every family gathering, and most importantly, it's just a fun word to say! You never really know who you are until you relate yourself to a bean, so look below to find our your real personality!

1. Black Bean

You're everybody's favorite guy! You're easy to talk to, fun to be around, and 90% of the time, you'll have a good suggestion for something to do. Your parents love your grades, your grandma loves your visits, and your friends love your company! What more could you want in life? What they don't know, however, is your darkest secret: You don't recycle and you furtively watch Glee in the dead of night. Best to keep this under wraps forever, or you might lose everyone you love.

2. Garbanzo Bean

You're a real wild card. Nobody knows what you'll do next. Last week you jumped off a roof and surfed the top of a garbage truck like you were Bethany Hamilton. You're flighty, a risk-taker, and altogether fairly irresponsible, but everybody loves hanging out with you because you know how to make a dull time a good time. You're one cool chick(pea). Don't let your medical bills stop you from doing what you love! Keep surprising your fans, and the risk will be worth the reward!

3. Kidney Bean

Woah, woah, woah, who's that fox? You're a real catch, and you know it! Your toned body and tanned skin make you the perfect companion for a walk on the beach. You always know what's in style, whether it's a Justin Timberlake full denim suit or a new hairstyle straight out of Hollywood, and you always seem to pull it off. Your friends are jealous, your mom is concerned, but you're having the time of your life. Let the good times keep rollin', stud.

4. Mung Bean

You're the grandpa kind of friend. You always make the decisions for the group because everyone knows you'll get cranky if you don't get what you want. At least twice a day, you take a nap, and fairly regularly you eat dinner before 5 pm. But that doesn't stop people from loving you! You may curse like a sailor when you drive and occasionally flip off the bag boy at Trader Joe's, but you're always down to eat a bowl of soup and watch some Magnum P.I. with your pals!

5. Jelly Bean

You are still a child in most ways. You went to college and majored in Puppet Arts (who knew that was a thing?). But surprisingly, there were no jobs to be had, so instead, you moved home. You rely on your parents for almost everything: food, shelter, money, and affection, but they don't mind because their cats are distant and they need someone to care about. You don't have a lot going for you, but at least your puppet collection still talks to you.

6. Navy Bean

You gym rat, you! Every day, sometimes twice a day, you hit the gym and start your crazy routine. All you think about anymore is beating your old PRs and thinking about which protein-packed meal you'll devour next. Everyone you know loves you for this, though, because you never fail to offer a tired friend a piggyback ride, or a hungry one a delicious meal! Don't stop being you, but remember: All work and no play makes you a boring bean!

Just keep bean yourself!

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