Kanye West has been blowing up Twitter this week with his tweets. While I do truly enjoy his music, I’m not the biggest fan of him as a person as he is known for being narcissistic and ignorant. Because his tweets have been so ridiculous, I decided to poke fun at them and provided a little insight on what I wish I could tell him after reading his tweets.

Not really sure why you wouldn’t want to partner with Apple, considering it is Fortune 500’s most profitable company. Whatever. You do you, Kanye.

Well, at least this is true. #ALLinCLE

I mean, if you say so, then of course.

“I am ultralight beaming right now.” What a great new catch phrase! Totally applicable in many everyday situations such as:

Finishing a test. “I’m so happy to be done with that. I am ultra light beaming right now.”

When the person you like texts you. “OMG, he texted me! I am totally ultralight beaming right now.”

When your mom makes pizza rolls. “YAAAS! I am ultralight beaming right now!”

Thank you, Kanye, for your service.

What a selfless act!

Furs?! Wow. I’m sure North loves being covered in dead animal.

This is revolutionary. For sure going to be added to Merriam-Webster’s new list of words 2016.

Africa is a continent, not a country. Good try, though!

I’m really hoping that Florida doesn’t have any free land to build Kanye World.

Jordan and LEBRON, Kanye. Jordan and LeBron.

100. Guaranteed.

Only one billion? Come on, Kanye—you know he can give way more than that. He’s worth 35 billion. Ask for at least 25 percent of his net worth.

Praying for you.

Switching to third person now. All right then.

More than 50 victims plus countless other thoughtful human beings think you have a lot of nerve and very little brain.

IT'S ALL BECAUSE OF YOU!!!

As much as I hate to admit it, I actually do agree, Kanye.

There is literally nothing you can’t do.

You honestly should just quit your job and become a motivational speaker. Everything you say is just so inspiring.