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What Does Your Basic Halloween Costume Say About You?

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What Does Your Basic Halloween Costume Say About You?


    Cat/Mouse/Bunny: If you're dressing up as a cute furry animal, you probably already know you're basic, and you probably met at least three other of you out that night.

    Vampire: Colored contacts were “in” this year, and you are a trend follower, so you decided to get some sexy fangs and drip some fake blood down your chin. Or you were just looking for an excuse to wear lingerie in public.

    Time Period Outfit: Odds are you were that girl who always thought that you were “born in the wrong decade” and wanted to bring out your inner Woodstock with fringe and peace signs.

    Sports Jersey: You were too lazy to get an actual costume so you went into the nearest guy’s room and took the *cutest* jersey you could find, pretending you know anything about that player or team when asked.

    Sexy Pirate: Johnny Depp as Jack Sparrow most likely gives you the serious feels, but honestly if he didn't I would be worried for you.

    Disney Princess: You always knew you identified with Cinderella, and what better time to ruin your favorite childhood movie than Halloween?

    Sexy Minion: As a child, you were probably deprived of kids movies and are making up for it now dressing up as a small yellow creature who doesn’t speak English.



    Sexy Nurse: You are an aspiring health professional.


    Angel/devil: Your friend group thought it would be funny to have their costumes reflect the opposite of their personalities, who doesn't love an ironic costume?


    Alien: Those American Apparel metallic leggings you bought four years ago had to be put to use somehow, plus…. glitter?


    "Risky Business:" You were looking for any excuse to ask that ~*special someone*~ for their shirt. Or, you needed a costume that would cover your pre-Halloween candy belly.


    Justin Bieber- Sorry Music Video Dancers: Thought you were going to be original, ended up being basic.


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