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19 College Girl Instagram Captions For Your Next Update

It really is all about that caption game.

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19 College Girl Instagram Captions For Your Next Update

Captions can be hard to master. That's why I have created your next 19 captions for you to use.

My level of sarcasm has gotten to the point where I don't even know if I am kidding or not.

I'm an an acquired taste, if you don't like me acquire some taste.

I prefer Cardi-B to Cardi-O TBH.

Been getting a lot of bread lately. Not money, just a lot of carbs. 

Congratulations to me for getting out of bed today.

Can you be a stay at home Mom if you don't have kids?

Just because I have a short attention span doesn't mean.. 

Dating isn't hard if you don't do it.

The only blizzards I like are from Dairy Queen.

 Take a nap in a fireplace and you'll sleep like a log.

 The only thing getting LIT this weekend are my scented candles.

 I'm not like other girls, I know what I want for dinner.

 Resting Brunch Face.

 Pro Tip: Extend your weekend by calling out of work on Monday.

 I swear it was Friday like 5 minutes ago.

 Raisin the roof.

Pizzaterian

Today I've been as useless as the "g" in lasagna 

 Alexa, what am I doing with my life. 

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