Whenever summertime hits, I can’t help but see a parade of men making fun of your average “BBQ/Basic dad”, busting all sorts of jokes. Basically, the dad that shares his grilling recipes with the block, wears visors, and typically has shorts and socks on at the same time. These men are distinct, and have very typical “dad jokes” that literally everyone knows. These awful (yet somehow hilarious) jokes in themselves are so distinct that I have officially matched them to college majors.
1. Architecture
He’s certainly not wrong.
2. Psychology
Well, the study showed...
3. Business/Marketing
He played it off like it was something it wasn’t at first, which marketing and business majors are pros at.
4. Accounting
Hold yourselves ACCOUNTable. Get it?
5. Journalism/English
I would be this kind of dad, tbh.
6. History
It’s… all in the books I guess.
7. Engineering
He probably measured correctly.
8. Gym/Nutrition/Health
I can’t even decide if the chicken or the egg came first.
9. Education
Teachers do the darndest things!
10. Biology
This could be a serious problem, but how can you take it so seriously when a doctor has yet to say so?
11. Criminal Justice
Case closed.
12. Math
At least he can count, right?
13. Art/Dance/Music
Artists of any kind are pretty particular.
14. Undecided
If you’re undecided, I’m just going to assume that graduation seems a little out of reach at times.