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14 Basic Dad Jokes As College Majors

Because we all have our own inner dad jokes.

Kayma Madyson Herrold
Jul 09, 2017
University of Nebraska-Lincoln
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14 Basic Dad Jokes As College Majors
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Whenever summertime hits, I can’t help but see a parade of men making fun of your average “BBQ/Basic dad”, busting all sorts of jokes. Basically, the dad that shares his grilling recipes with the block, wears visors, and typically has shorts and socks on at the same time. These men are distinct, and have very typical “dad jokes” that literally everyone knows. These awful (yet somehow hilarious) jokes in themselves are so distinct that I have officially matched them to college majors.

1. Architecture

He’s certainly not wrong.

2. Psychology

Well, the study showed...

3. Business/Marketing

He played it off like it was something it wasn’t at first, which marketing and business majors are pros at.

4. Accounting

Hold yourselves ACCOUNTable. Get it?

5. Journalism/English

I would be this kind of dad, tbh.

6. History

It’s… all in the books I guess.

7. Engineering

He probably measured correctly.

8. Gym/Nutrition/Health

I can’t even decide if the chicken or the egg came first.

9. Education

Teachers do the darndest things!

10. Biology

This could be a serious problem, but how can you take it so seriously when a doctor has yet to say so?

11. Criminal Justice

Case closed.

12. Math

At least he can count, right?

13. Art/Dance/Music

Artists of any kind are pretty particular.

14. Undecided

If you’re undecided, I’m just going to assume that graduation seems a little out of reach at times.

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