College is a giant Barbie Dream House with every type of Barbie you could ever imagine. You know you can put a face and name to some, if not all, of these Barbies.
1. Workout Barbie
This Barbie doesn't get those long, skinny legs and seemingly unattainable waistline by lying in bed and watching Netflix all day.
2. Hot Mess Barbie
On Friday mornings, she crawls into class with her trademark Sharpie smeared across her face from sleeping on her hands with the club stamps from the night before. Her walk of shame doesn't even need a walk.
3. Athletic Barbie
Not to be confused with Workout Barbie, this Barbie isn't just about the gym. She loves all things sports. Athletic Barbie can be found wearing workout clothes to class, and actually going to the gym after class.
4. World Traveler Barbie
This country hopper's profile picture is of her sipping wine near the Eiffel Tower or scuba diving in Mexico.
5. Party Hard Barbie
Come on Barbie, let's go party! This Barbie is often found stumbling around or hungover in class.
6. Sorority Barbie
Sorority Barbie loves her sisters and has, like, the best big EVER. You'll find her bragging about her sisters while sporting her letter shirt and sipping from her sorority-themed tumbler.
7. Man-Eater Barbie
You can brush her hair, undress her anywhere. You can hardly keep up with her love life. If the men are in it for love, they're not going to get too far. She chews them up and spits them out, hungry for more.
8. Dancer Barbie
She has grace and poise and probably dances on a team. She even out-dances the seasoned partiers at frat parties.
9. Party Dancer Barbie
This Barbie knows how to drop it low at clubs and lodges. Once she has a couple drinks down, she's Miley Cyrus in her mind.
10. Socialite Barbie
This Barbie knows where the action is. Which party will she bless with her presence? Probably all of them because she has friends everywhere and can make new ones everywhere she goes.
11. Slacker Barbie
Sometimes she doesn't even come to class, and when she does, she rarely has her homework completed.
12. School Barbie
Come on Barbie, let's go study. School Barbie takes classes seriously. If she ever does go out, it's after she has finished all of her work.
13. Relationship Barbie
If you're her friend, her relationship is yours too. If you invite her somewhere, plan on a ménage a trois with Ken.
14. Political Barbie
Political Barbie isn't afraid to share her stance on controversial issues. Her childhood dream was to be the first female President.
15. Doctor Barbie
Doctor Barbie often complains about her 4-7 labs and taking the MCAT. You know she'll make a great doctor someday, and you consult with her on all things medical.
We're just a bunch of Barbie girls in our college world. Which one are you?
