Upon recent events, it has become increasingly evident that the priorities of our leaders and elected officials are tainted. Women's rights are under attack and the fundamental understanding of basic human freedoms is becoming clouded by the rulings in Alabama and the threats continuously popping up in various states. In response, here is a list of things that should be banned/regulated before women's reproductive rights and the power of choice.

While some of these need-to-be-banned items are clearly sarcastic, the issue at hand is entirely serious. Women's fundamental rights are under attack. Whether you personally believe in abortions or not is irrelevant. If it isn't happening to your body, it isn't your decision.