No matter how old we get or how great our lives are, we will always have people we hate. It can be an ex, a co-worker, that one professor who failed you even though you showed up to every office hours and studied for hours for every test or maybe even a relative who always ruins events by getting blackout drunk and trying to hit on your friends.

We all have at least one person we hate, and if you’re like me, you want to send them that special little message that lets them know that you genuinely despise them without telling them to their face.

Well if that sounds like you, it’s your lucky day. Cue the orchestra (and I guess a cleaning crew), because I’m about to blow your mind.

You can buy balloons to tell your enemies exactly how you feel about them. Think, “You’re a c*nt”, “Eat sh*t”, “Go f*ck yourself”, the works. Tell that jerk who double parked in a crowded parking lot exactly how you feel about them with a simple inflation.

Some guy named Koven Wei decided it would be his life’s mission to give everyone the opportunity they deserve to express their hatred in a fun way instead of leaving it all bottled up, so he created balloonemies.com

Is it real? Absolutely. Is it the best thing that’s ever happened to me? Quite possibly. I can finally express myself in the best way known to man: balloons. Just imagine finding one of these bad boys on your front porch, would you really be that mad? Sure, someone just called you a c*nt, but balloons are so fun! What a happy way to be told you’re a horrible human being.

Don’t think they’re actually applicable in real life? Take a look at this amazing testimonial. (You go, girl!)

For $11.99 you can buy the pack of wonderfully wretched balloons and tell everyone exactly how you feel about them. What are you waiting for? My pack is already in the mail!