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A Well Balanced Life, According To Michelle Tanner

"When I see a cookie, I just can't forget about it".

Kayla Quinn
Dec 12, 2016
LGBTQ+ at Odyssey
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A Well Balanced Life, According To Michelle Tanner
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This is for those of us who attempt to stay physically fit with a life of balance by working out and then having pizza and ice cream for dinner. Shout out to Michelle Tanner, a girl who knows how the week works for us.

Monday.

YES. I am ready to take on this week. I woke up feeling refreshed, went to the gym, and even ate steamed vegetables with no butter for dinner. This week I will change, just you wait.

Tuesday.

Feeling a little sore this morning, but that's okay. I packed myself a salad for lunch and WILL go to the gym after work.

Wednesday.

Oh no. Julie from down the hall brought cookies into the office again. One cookie won't hurt, right?

Thursday.

Alright, I may have eaten half the plate of Julie's cookies from the break room yesterday and then had a pint of Ben and Jerry's after the gym. I earned that ice cream from all the weights I lifted today.

Friday.

Cheers to the weekend! I know where all my burned calories from earlier are going this evening.

Saturday

Far too much alcohol last night. Must go to the gym... or must eat all the hangover food I can get my hands on.

Sunday


Well, I guess I can just start my 'healthy lifestyle' again on Monday.


You got it, dude.

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