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Bags On My Arms Not Under My Eyes Please
Morgan Cunnyngham

To all the girls out there going through college right now with bags under your eyes, I feel for you.

At first, I thought nothing of them. I just thought that I touched something and it got into my eye. Even though I am not allergic to anything I thought I might have had an allergic reaction to something. Then I showed my sister my eyes. Her exact reaction was, “OH MY GOSH HAHAHA Morgan, those are bags!” I was like what the crappers are bags and why are they under my eyes. Long story short, she told me that women get bags really easily if they haven’t had a normal sleeping schedule and if they aren’t drinking enough water to moisturize the skin.

After months of trying to get rid of my bags by drinking so much water where I had to pee basically every hour, I gave up. One night I was brushing out my hair and I stopped and stared at my bags under my eyes for like 15 minutes. This is what I was thinking and told myself.

(Me talking to myself in my head)

“Well I guess I am going to have to get use to them. I have tried and they just keep on keeping on and won’t go away. At least my bags are a purple color because purple is pretty. It kind of makes me look tough. It also kind of makes me look tired. Maybe my professors will have pity on me if I ever talk to them about a problem.”

(Now I'm done)

So basically, what I am trying to say girls, is that it’s totally fine to have bags under our eyes! Our bags don’t make us any less pretty than we were before they decided to show up. So girls, rock those under eye bags! Don’t try to cover them up with coverup because everyone has flaws and everyone is beautiful with those flaws. Yes, I know that us girls would appreciate having bags on our arms from a successful shopping day than bags under our eyes from the lack of sleep and hydration but stop worrying about it or you’ll start getting grey hair!

Xoxo

-M

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