St. Louis is a fun, cool city that even has its own way of slicing bagels.
They like to slice their bagels like pieces of bread.
Sounds crazy but here are the good things about this bagel slicing method:
1. You're high. It's not.
2. You're high. It's not.
3. You're high. It's not.
4. You're high. It's not.
5. You're high. It's not.
6. You're high. It's not.
7. You're high. It's not.
8. You're high. It's not.
9. You're high. It's not.
10. You're high. It's not.
Seriously don't even think about slicing your bagels like pieces of bread. I'm shutting it down right now.