10. Washington D.C.

D.C. Sports has been relatively successful over the years, as every team other than the Nationals has a championship now, but it hasn't been pretty. The Redskins might actually be cursed given how many injuries they have had over the recent years, the Capitals were the NHL's proverbial bridesmaid, the Nationals are the proverbial bridesmaid, and the Wizards are the Nationals, but they can at least hold on to their Washington Bullets championship from 1978.

Basically, Washington D.C.'s sports teams have a lot to be happy about because their teams aren't complete disasters, but when you have four teams that are so dominant in the regular season and have one championship to show for it this century, there's going to be some disappointment.

Part of what keeps D.C. so low, as well, is the sheer dominance of D.C. United during their 22 years of existence. Unlike the rest of the teams that call D.C. home, D.C. United has been dominant in the regular season and in postseason play. Being one of a handful of cities with a "Big 5" team in every sport, D.C. is expected to be better.

9. Atlanta

I sort of covered Atlanta in the intro, but Atlanta sports is basically D.C. sports turned up to eleven. D.C. will usually break their fans hearts before championship games, but Atlanta loves to wait until the biggest games to make their fans cry. If the game has "championship" in the title, expect Atlanta to choke away the opportunity.

Atlanta United bucked that trend this year by winning it all, but the Capitals did the same thing for D.C. with their Stanley Cup win.

The future looks bright for Atlanta sports, as the Braves farm system looks great, the Hawks are one or two more tanks away from being back in the hunt for the East, the Falcons still have a super talented team, and Atlanta United could become a dynasty. I can't wait to see how Atlanta screws this up.

8. Sacramento

Sacramento only has one team in the "Big 5," but that team's so bad that it earns the entire city a place on this list. The Kings last winning season/playoff appearance was in the 2005-2006 season. It's been twelve seasons since they were a playoff team, and as the Sacramento Kings, they have fewer playoff appearances total than missed playoffs on their current streak.

That's not even covering the fact that it wasn't that long ago that the team was almost relocated to Seattle to become the new SuperSonics. I'll give the city of Sacramento credit, however, as the city came together to save their Kings. The Kings then turned into something that arguably wasn't worth saving, but they're all the city has.

The Kings are an unmitigated disaster and have made Sacramento deserve to be mentioned amongst the worst luck sports cities.

7. Phoenix

The Phoenix sports teams combined might be the greatest collection of wasted talent in history. Let's look at the current/likely future Hall of Famers wasted by Phoenix teams: Kurt Warner, Aeneas Williams, Larry Fitzgerald, Patrick Peterson, (technically Pat Tillman and Emmitt Smith, but their Arizona careers were too short to call them a waste), Connie Hawkins, Dennis Johnson, Charles Barkley, Jason Kidd, Steve Nash, Grant Hill, Shaq, Amar'e Stoudemire (has a case), Devin Booker, and Shane Doan.

The Diamondbacks and Coyotes haven't wasted a ton of talent, but their time in Phoenix is so short that their franchises are barely old enough to drink. Still, one "Big 5" championship in the city's history is crazy, but the franchises are relatively young, so it's hard to say that they have that bad of luck.

All of the Phoenix are/should be rebuilding, so things could change, but luck hasn't been on their side. Still, the Diamondbacks brought the city its only championship through the sheer force of will of Randy Johnson, Curt Shilling, and Danny Bautista, so Phoenix can still dream. Plus they have four teams to pull it off with, whereas some of the teams on this list have fewer opportunities to win.

6. Cleveland

The city of Cleveland would have been number one on everyone's list a few years ago, but when LeBron and the Cavs brought a championship to the city, Clevelanders were able to rejoice for the first time in almost a century. Then the Indians made the World Series for the first time since 1997, and were so close to bring to championships to Cleveland in one year.

Now LeBron is gone, and Cleveland looked to be heading to a high spot on this list again. Then, the Indians made a third straight playoff trip, and Baker Mayfield's Browns won more games than the team has in the past three seasons combined, and the franchise has a legit future.

The Browns and Indians could be near the top for the foreseeable future. If the Cavaliers tank properly, then they could return to relevance soon in a weekend Eastern Conference. I know that's way more optimism than any Clevelander wants to hear given their teams' histories, but you have a championship to keep you happy for the short-term.

5. Toronto

Oh, you thought the Canadian teams were going to escape a list like this, NOT A CHANCE. Now I respect that the Toronto Argonauts have won a bunch of Grey Cups in the Canadian Football League, but being the oldest and best team in an afterthought of a league will help accomplish that. Toronto FC, the Argonauts new roommates, are statistically a bigger deal than their roomies and have only existed for eleven years.

Toronto FC actually already won a championship, to add to perhaps the greatest collection of hardware on this list. So, what makes this such a bad luck city?

Because the Maple Leafs are cursed, the Raptors finally escaped being the property of LeBron because he left the East, and the Blue Jays have barely been relevant since the modern AL East was created. Toronto can't seem the create the firepower need to compete with the big boys for championships, mostly thanks to constantly running into the Boston Sports teams. The Raptors and Maple Leafs look to escape the bad juju they have had since Boston's rise.

It's like the Boston curses all went to Toronto and have taken up residence there. All four teams in the "Big 5" have high ceilings, but those ceilings are made of brick instead of glass. Shattering their current ceiling could be doable, but luck isn't on Toronto's side.

4. Cincinnati

Now we are getting to the really bad luck franchises. Cincinnati hasn't seen a home playoff win from one of their two teams since January of 1991. JANUARY OF 1991!!! There are now to generations of Reds and Bengals fans that haven't seen a home playoff win.

The Reds finished this last season in last place, and the Bengals appear likely to do the same this year. The Reds can at least sleep at night knowing they have five championships, but that should also be expected from the oldest team in baseball. The Bengals have a giant goose egg for Super Bowl wins, mostly thanks to Joe Montana and the 49ers.

The Reds could have potentially added two more World Series to their five, but player strikes robbed them of both opportunities. The Bengals revolutionized football three times and wasted it all three times. They then wasted Carson Palmer and Chad Johnson's best years by blowing every opportunity to win big games.

Cincinnati fans can't have nice things anymore, but they at least had them once. The Reds five World Series can't be erased, no matter how much dust is on them.

3. Milwaukee

1971

That's when the Milwaukee Bucks brought the city its only "Big 5" championship. Having two teams does make it harder to win a championship, but some teams have managed to find success in smaller markets with two teams.

The Brewers have consistently managed to win when they weren't expected to and choke when they had expectations. The Brew Crew's history can be summed up by their performance in the 2018 postseason; they shut down the Cubs and Rockies before blowing the series against the Dodgers twice. The Bucks, meanwhile, had four generational talents over their history and managed the one championship.

What keeps Milwaukee from being any higher is that they are trending up. Giannis Antetokounmpo and Christian Yelich look to lead the Bucks and Brewers for the next few years. They will probably not win championships, but they are lucky enough to have that kind of talent and star power with a shot at competing.

2. San Diego

Honestly, I could just make this entry the Wikipedia quote on this matter. "San Diego has the longest championship drought in the nation with at least two major-league sports franchises; dating back to 1963 (54 years as of 2017), as well as being the largest United States city to have not won a Super Bowl, World Series, Stanley Cup, NBA Finals or any other Major League sports championship. Some fans believe that there is a curse on the major league teams in the city."

The Chargers left San Diego for the big brother in the North, but during their time in San Diego, the Chargers brought the city a championship in 1963. They then became the team synonymous with being great in the regular season, but being unable to win another championship. So much talent went through San Diego, but they kept losing to teams that played in the championship games, including seven world champions.

The Padres, the last of San Diego's teams, are a mess. That's all that needs to be said. They were mediocrity incarnate from day one to December of 2014, and then they won the title of champions of the offseason before imploding even harder.

The Padres aren't anywhere close to another NL West championship, let alone a World Series, but San Diego only has the Padres. The city has some serious bad luck, but it's hard to call a one-city time one with the worst luck. Number one belongs to a two-city team.

1. Buffalo (henceforth Buffa-lol)

What separates Buffalo from San Diego and Milwaukee is that the Bills and Sabres have been contenders over the years, yet found a way to blow it. The Bills lost four straight Super Bowls and the Sabres lost both of their Stanley Cup appearances 2-4.

Both teams almost left Buffalo, but were saved by Terry Pegula. Under his ownership, the Sabres made the postseason once and the Bills have been one of the worst managed teams in the NFL, making the playoffs one time despite doing almost everything possible to miss them.

Buffalo is an amazing sport's city with great fans that deserve better than what they have endured. The Bills haven't won a championship in over 50 years, despite having some of the greatest players in NFL history play for them and the Sabers have zero championships in their 47 year history, despite having a President's Trophy and two Finals appearances.

Unlike the other cities on this list, it's hard to even have hope because these teams can't even tank properly.

Then again, the Bills Mafia party hard enough to forget that history long enough to hope.